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#1    seeder

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 07:31 PM

Ive just read a thread on another forum, that posed the question....if you could ask an alien 3 questions..well,

what will you ask?

Of course this scenario assumes they're highly advanced/intelligent and have all the answers. And for whatever reason, will only give 3 answers. And here is just one answer from that forum:


1. Ok, what is it with cows, wheat fields, and anuses that you find so fascinating?

2. Nice spaceship you got there....sellin' it?

3. How do I drive this thing?

No, seriously....

1. What is your society like?

2. How do you traverse the stars?

3. Have you solved some of the problems that still plague us?

So, what might some of you ask?

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 07:54 PM

Well, only 2 questions:

1) Who is your God(s) ?

2) Do you remember that you owe pallidin the equivalent of 75 trillion US dollars?


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 07:55 PM

  • Where are you from?
  • What are you doing here?
  • When are you going?


I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 07:58 PM

1, are you going to kill me
2, are you going to hurt me.
3, did you bring any weed.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:02 PM

well zoser would ask.... "Please tell seeder, badeskov, Slave, harte, Kludge, Mr O, Abe, Psyche, Myles, mods and many more responders at UM, that you really did build puma punku!!  :w00t:


But id be interested to know, is death totally final for man/me? And if so what was the point?

But as I have only 3 questions, Id have to think if that was the most important thing to ask, or just my ego clouding an amazing opportunity.... but I will come back with what I think up



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Edited by seeder, 04 August 2013 - 08:07 PM.

The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope” .....said Jose, age 6.
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“It's easier to fool people - than to convince them that they have been fooled.”  Mark Twain

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:06 PM

1. Is Charlie Sheen one of you?
2. Why are you interested in this planet?
3. Who has the munchies?


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:07 PM

View Postseeder, on 04 August 2013 - 08:02 PM, said:

But as I have only 3 questions, Id have to think if that was the most important thing to ask, or just my ego clouding an amazing opportunity.... but I will come back with what I think up

>>> Alien gun clicks to "stun"<<<


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:08 PM

1)  how long have you been spying on us?

2)  do you come in peace?

3)  can you eliminate trash reality TV?

Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along.  Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone?

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:12 PM

1. How are we able to communicate?

2. What did you say?

3. Do you have any medication to stop these unintelligible voices inside my head?

Edited by szentgyorgy, 04 August 2013 - 09:11 PM.

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:27 PM

1. Is the  Intervention theory true?
2. Why are you here?
3. ........it depends on the answer to the first 2 questions.

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:31 PM

hehehe people!!  no-ones got deep and philosophical yet

heres another post of 'that' thread

1. Is it customery on your planet to probe on the first date?
2. Do you have a cure for the human race's most severe mental dissorder, Liberalism?  :w00t:
3. Do you smell that? It wasn't me... I swear!

Whoops! Schoolboy error, I didnt post the link I mentioned - sorry..

http://www.abovetops...hread146474/pg1

But no-one seems to have asked a really good question... should we ask things that can help our own species? Or will we ask just about ourselves? Like can I please have a bigger willy/pair of boobs, and sexual stamina of a bucking bronco?

Or... what can be done to improve life - for everyone? An end to all suffering and pain, disease, hunger

Edited by seeder, 04 August 2013 - 08:34 PM.

The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope” .....said Jose, age 6.
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me... It's all the rabbit poop you stumble over on your way down...
“It's easier to fool people - than to convince them that they have been fooled.”  Mark Twain

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:32 PM

Well, the only problem I have is aliens possibly "Burning Down the House"

Credit to szentgyorgy, here in this thread for giving me the idea.




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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:39 PM

1. How high did the insurance rates go up for the guys who crashed at Roswell (I told you you shouldn't have let Xerot drive)?

2. Are you aware that smoking bovine lips and anuses is legal now? You don't have to sneak down here to tweak anymore, you morons.

And most importantly...

3. Whose funny idea was it to leave me behind on this primitive planet for all these decades (you know damn well the rest rooms here weren't designed for our kind)?


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:42 PM

Why do you abduct us?
When are you going to undo the damage you caused us?
Can you get us some really GOOD weed?


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:43 PM

View PosttheSOURCE, on 04 August 2013 - 08:39 PM, said:

1. How high did the insurance rates go up for the guys who crashed at Roswell (I told you you shouldn't have let Xerot drive)?

2. Are you aware that smoking bovine lips and anuses is legal now? You don't have to sneak down here to tweak anymore, you morons.

And most importantly...

3. Whose funny idea was it to leave me behind on this primitive planet for all these decades (you know damn well the rest rooms here weren't designed for our kind)?

Hey Source...good to hear from you again mate. :tu:

Hows tricks in your neck o the woods? All good for you and yours?

The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope” .....said Jose, age 6.
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me... It's all the rabbit poop you stumble over on your way down...
“It's easier to fool people - than to convince them that they have been fooled.”  Mark Twain




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