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Guinea pigs' wild orgies keep neighbours up


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#1    Elfin

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 10:53 PM

http://www.dailymail...ild-orgies.html

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A German university has been ordered to move a group of guinea pigs which have kept homeowners up all night because of their noisy orgies.
Thirteen male and female specimens live together in a large outdoor cage at Muenster University in north-west Germany.
However, following complaints from nearby homeowners who said they cannot sleep because of the noise of their wild-sex sessions, they were this week the subject of a hearing in the city's Administrative Court.
Yesterday, a judge ruled the cage was too close to neighbouring houses.
It is just two metres from where gardens begin and by law should be at least three metres away.  
A sign on the door of the guinea pigs cage reads: 'These animals live in non-committal, mixed-gender groups and mate with every possible partner.'
Pavo Rueder, 69, whose house borders directly on to the guinea pig area, said: 'Don't we know it.
'They are unbelievably loud and stink to high heaven. It's unbearable.'  
'They go at it like, well, guinea pigs on Viagra. There's no sleep to be had at all.'
A university spokesman said it was examining the judge's ruling.
'We hope this doesn't mean the end of our valuable research,' he added.



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Posted 21 August 2013 - 11:01 PM

Wait, what are they researching exactly?


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Posted 21 August 2013 - 11:04 PM

I'm voting this as the most hilarious article of the week! I don't care if its Wednesday, the only way this can be topped is if the little buggers took up arms and rebelled.

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 11:27 PM

I like to imagine that it's not actually all of the wild, indiscriminate guinea pig boning that's keeping the neighbors up, but all of the R Kelly music they keep blasting to get in the mood.


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Posted 22 August 2013 - 12:18 AM

Guinea pigs make adorable pets.. but yeah, they do stink to high hell.

I can imagine how loud a squealing guinea pig orgy would be! Enough to drive one insane..


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Posted 22 August 2013 - 12:49 AM

I can't stop laughing about this article. I've never heard of a guinea pig orgy before. I guess they couldn't keep their paws off of each other.

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 08:51 AM

I had to laugh at this one. Guinea pig orgies, indeed. I suppose they're researching the sex life of the little buggers...

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 10:01 PM

Think I found the soundtrack to this rodent key party.







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