Jump to content

Welcome to Unexplained Mysteries! Please sign in or create an account to start posting and to access a host of extra features.

* * * * * 2 votes

Boozy feral pig steals beer, gets drunk and

  • Please log in to reply
7 replies to this topic

#1    Black Red Devil

Black Red Devil

    Mean as Hell

  • Member
  • 3,002 posts
  • Joined:04 Oct 2008
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Sydney

Posted 10 September 2013 - 05:55 AM


A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.
The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.
In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.


:unsure2: Haven't we heard this story before.

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

- Oscar Wilde

#2    Eldorado



  • Member
  • 11,891 posts
  • Joined:29 Oct 2008
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Scotland

  • I reckon so.

Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:27 AM

View PostBlack Red Devil, on 10 September 2013 - 05:55 AM, said:


:unsure2: Haven't we heard this story before.

Every weekend..

#3    spud the mackem

spud the mackem

    Spud the Mackem

  • Member
  • 4,166 posts
  • Joined:28 Oct 2011
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Yeo Valley,Darkest Somerset.

  • man who ask for nothing shall never be disappointed

Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:05 AM

Wow beer flavoured bacon

(1) try your best, ............if that dont work.
(2) try your second best, ........if that dont work
(3) give up you aint gonna win

#4    Asadora


    Astral Projection

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 677 posts
  • Joined:06 Jan 2013
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:TN -> Leeds, UK

Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:49 AM

Posted Image

Now that is what I call being resourceful! I wonder how it was made?

"From time to time there appear on the face of the earth men of rare and consummate excellence, who dazzle us by their virtue, and whose outstanding qualities shed a stupendous light. Like those extraordinary stars of whose origins we are ignorant, and of whose fate, once they have vanished, we know even less, such men have neither forebears nor descendants: they are the whole of their race."  -- Jean de la Bruyere 1645-1696.

#5    Simbi Laveau

Simbi Laveau

    Overlord A. Snuffleupagus

  • Member
  • 8,266 posts
  • Joined:26 Feb 2012
  • Location:Rim of hell

  • ~So what's all this then ?!

Posted 10 September 2013 - 10:46 AM

I dont know wwwhhhyyyy this came to me while reading this , but the pig and cow are the reincarnations of keith moon and oliver reed....
Together again !

Miss me?

#6    glorybebe


    Omnipotent Entity

  • Member
  • 8,933 posts
  • Joined:24 Feb 2007
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Canada

Posted 10 September 2013 - 03:32 PM

Lol.  Poor cow, minding its own business when the pig approaches.

Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!

#7    Leonardo



  • Member
  • 18,393 posts
  • Joined:20 Oct 2006
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:UK

  • Hell is a guilty conscience

Posted 10 September 2013 - 03:38 PM


A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

Is this a story about the goings-on in the Australian Parliament? :unsure2:

Edited by Leonardo, 10 September 2013 - 03:40 PM.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. - Charlie Brown

"It is a profound and necessary truth that the deep things in science are not found because they are useful; they are found because it was possible to find them."  - J. Robert Oppenheimer; Scientific Director; The Manhattan Project

"talking bull**** is not a victimless crime" - Marina Hyde, author.

#8    Kowalski


    The Original Penguin Conspiracy Theorist

  • Member
  • 4,102 posts
  • Joined:14 Mar 2013
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:* Madgascar *

  • It's All Some Kind Of Wacked Out Conspiracy....

Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:16 PM

It seems alcohol does the same thing to feral pigs as it does to humans...Who'd have thunk it?  :)

0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users