Hormonal teenager with a loaded gun stage?
How wonderfully red neck of you to say.
Not like a kid in class with his hand up?
What sort of quantum communications? Ones you imagined in your head just then that simply have to exist?
Radio waves and telescopes still work with the fastest moving mediums in the galaxy. in the case of telescopes light, a massless particle. I think you are just making up wild crap on the spot. In fact, I am quite sure of it.