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Jesus was the first person to tweet

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#1    Big Bad Voodoo

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 06:37 PM

Cardinal Ravasi claims Christ was the first to send messages to masses

He said Jesus used phrases made up of fewer than 45 characters.


JFK: "And we are as a people, inherently and historically, opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings.
For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 07:21 PM

I seriously have no words for this one. :unsure2:

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 07:48 PM


Jesus was the first person to tweet

I'll have to congratulate him next time he's over to mow my lawn.

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 07:57 PM

Actually Julius Ceaser was before him, with his famous "I came, I saw, I kicked their butts" speech...

It looks like this Cardinal is just trying to make Jesus more relatable to modern kids... make him seem 'cooler'...

They should just stick to the messsage and not worry so much about the man...

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 08:46 PM

And apparently he was the first "twerker" as well. :rolleyes:

Edited by Leonardo, 26 September 2013 - 08:46 PM.

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