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Pittsburgh Man Thinks He's a Dog

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#16    Ashotep

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 01:52 PM

I guess it takes all kinds but glad I don't live close to him.  I would have to bite him.


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Posted 09 November 2013 - 02:03 PM

Don't they have leash laws in Pittburgh???.......... :unsure2:

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 02:48 PM

Are we sure it's not one of these.......?

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 03:32 PM

Maybe he watches too much Wilfred


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Posted 09 November 2013 - 04:01 PM



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Posted 09 November 2013 - 04:34 PM

I could tolerate this guy as a friend as long as he didn't drag his bare butt across my carpet.

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 06:03 PM

So, when he get's sick, does he go see a vet instead of a doctor?

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 06:51 PM

Does he raise his leg and pee on the furniture?


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Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:11 PM

His favorite pastime is humping legs.


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Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:14 PM

Paw guy...

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:30 PM

View PostLilly, on 08 November 2013 - 09:17 PM, said:

I like dogs...I really like dogs. However, I've never/ever wanted to *be* a dog. IMO this fellow is more than a few kibbles short of a complete bag of dogfood.
I agree.  This man really needs to see a psychiatrist and sort out his issues.


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Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:45 PM

When I found this article I had to double check the date on it. I was sure it was an April Fool, couldn't believe it wasn't!

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 09:23 PM

The details are ruff to me.

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 11:29 PM

I'm a tailless ground monkey. Mental health in the States is just about nonexistent.

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 11:40 PM

I don't think we should judge this guy too harshly, from a well known man with a similar stance we all should have learned that

"it's kinda hard being a D-O- double G"

When you know what a man loves, you know what can kill him





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