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The first ever bacon-scented deodorant

j&ds foods power bacon deodorant

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 03:57 PM

A food firm keen to promote pork have come up with a 'crackling' idea - the first ever bacon-scented DEODORANT.

J&D's Foods have released their £6.20 Power Bacon deodorant, which they claim provides 24 hours of bacon-scented sweat protection.

http://uk.news.yahoo...57.html#7mDwZO3

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 04:31 PM

Why would anyone want every dog they come in contact with up their armpits?

Let's face it folks, this is going to be the result.

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 05:11 PM

Some things should eaten only and never worn.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 05:16 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 08 November 2013 - 05:11 PM, said:

Some things should eaten only and never worn.

*Leo scrubs his idea for a bacon bikini - back to the drawing board...*

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 05:19 PM

View PostLeonardo, on 08 November 2013 - 05:16 PM, said:

*Leo scrubs his idea for a bacon bikini - back to the drawing board...*
Ahhh, that idea stinks!

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 05:28 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 08 November 2013 - 05:19 PM, said:

Ahhh, that idea stinks!

I dunno. Cheap beach-wear that also makes an excellent sandwich filling after. Could catch on?

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 02:59 PM

All this 'bacon beach wear' talk had made me wonder if sharks like bacon?

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 04:59 PM

View PostLilly, on 09 November 2013 - 02:59 PM, said:

All this 'bacon beach wear' talk had made me wonder if sharks like bacon?
Will let Leonardo test that one out, am making him some strips of bacon beachwear  now.

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 05:33 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 09 November 2013 - 04:59 PM, said:

Will let Leonardo test that one out, am making him some strips of bacon beachwear  now.

*Leo attempts to ascertain if he has any Jewish ancestry*

Oy vey! :(

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:36 PM

Bacon scented deoderant.  What weirdness will they think up next?


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Posted 10 November 2013 - 07:56 AM

That's weird and yucky. Not only will you have dogs and cats chasing you, but the crazy bacon loving people might start licking you.

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