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Family Sick Of Living On Butt Hole Road

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:01 PM

Fed-up Paul Allott has moved home - because living in Butt Hole Road is a pain in the backside. ranksters posed for snaps with botties bared in front of his £150,000 bungalow. Pizza deliverymen and taxis snubbed callouts - thinking the address was a leg-pull.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:18 PM

LOL. :)


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:29 PM

View PostKowalski, on 12 November 2013 - 03:18 PM, said:

LOL. :)

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:35 PM

I've lived on Butt Hole Road all my life--the beer is plentiful, the neighbors are easy, and the leaves never have to be raked. We do have an ongoing problem with brown stains on the asphalt, but nothing's perfect.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:55 PM

Not really related but when I was at school there was a lad called M. Cockburn. It is pronounced Co-burn or Coeburn. I did not know this and asked the lad in question if he was 'c*** burn', he said 'you what?', grabbed me by my blazer lapels and started calling me some unrepeatable things. Only thing that stopped my getting kicked in was the teacher coming back into the classroom in the nick of time.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:59 PM

i'm curious why the street was named that in the first place


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:17 PM

We have one in our town called Dinglehole Rd.
I definitely wouldn't want to live on that road.
It's bad enough when I have to tell people I live on Dix Drive.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:43 PM

View PostJGirl, on 12 November 2013 - 03:59 PM, said:

i'm curious why the street was named that in the first place

Probably an old Archery practice site. There are hundreds of them as it use to be the law to practice archery every Sunday:- http://en.wikipedia..../Butt_(archery)

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 05:22 PM

View Postbulveye, on 12 November 2013 - 04:43 PM, said:

Probably an old Archery practice site. There are hundreds of them as it use to be the law to practice archery every Sunday:- http://en.wikipedia..../Butt_(archery)
well that explains the butt. doesn't explain where the 'hole' comes from lol


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 05:32 PM

This should explain it...

http://en.wikipedia..../Butt_Hole_Road

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 05:42 PM

View PostEuphorbia, on 12 November 2013 - 05:32 PM, said:

This should explain it...

http://en.wikipedia..../Butt_Hole_Road
thanks for the link





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