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#1    davros of skaro

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 07:25 PM

Anyone going to see Noah starring Russel Crowe?





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Posted 18 November 2013 - 07:33 PM

I may rent it, but that's about it. I don't really care for him.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 07:35 PM

View PostChild of Bast, on 18 November 2013 - 07:33 PM, said:

I may rent it, but that's about it. I don't really care for him.

Pretty much this. Although I am interested to see how they give Noah the "Hollywood" treatment...(sexy time with his wife, some cool fight scenes, generally just being a BA instead of a man of God lol)

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 07:44 PM

Will we get to see God drowning millions of innocent people and animals?

I want to see dead babies floating in the water because God wanted them to die.


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 07:45 PM

I'm quite Dark_Grey is correct.  Hollywood will do all they can to blaspheme the heck out of this.


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 07:50 PM

View Postscowl, on 18 November 2013 - 07:44 PM, said:

Will we get to see God drowning millions of innocent people and animals?

I want to see dead babies floating in the water because God wanted them to die.

God didn't flood the world because people were innocent. It's kind of the whole reason for the flood in the first place? That part may have gone over your head...

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:19 PM

View PostDark_Grey, on 18 November 2013 - 07:50 PM, said:

God didn't flood the world because people were innocent. It's kind of the whole reason for the flood in the first place? That part may have gone over your head...

Care to elaborate on how a baby would not be innocent?


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:21 PM

View Postgreen_dude777, on 18 November 2013 - 08:19 PM, said:

Care to elaborate on how a baby would not be innocent?

They are innocent. They get a free pass to heaven according to the Bible. Must've been one of those "if you wanna make an omelet you gotta break some eggs" scenarios.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:32 PM

Was that Ray Winstone in there?
Anyway, as a fantasy movie I would watch it.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:36 PM

One of the dumbest stories in the whole bible and they go and make a movie....

:no:

Though I guess this version is based off a graphic novel, written by Aronofsky,

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:41 PM

It would be cool to have a global flood movie that takes place in the days of Noah, but with multiple story lines shown from the POV of different people all over the world. It follows Noah's story for a bit, then cuts to a scene with the Azteks consulting their star charts, then cuts to a scene of Native Americans, etc.

Every culture seems to have a global flood story, it would be neat to piece them all together and give an audience a glimpse into what it must have been like :tu:

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:54 PM

I just want to see them packing all of the animals into that damned boat.

I'd also be interested in seeing how Noah set up the international trade routes to get enough lumber from Europe and Russia to even build the damned thing.

Oh yeah, and while he's at it, I'd like to see how he set up the structural integrity field that had to be in place to keep the entire thing from collapsing under its own weight.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:55 PM

View PostRafterman, on 18 November 2013 - 08:54 PM, said:

I just want to see them packing all of the animals into that damned boat.

I'd also be interested in seeing how Noah set up the international trade routes to get enough lumber from Europe and Russia to even build the damned thing.

Oh yeah, and while he's at it, I'd like to see how he set up the structural integrity field that had to be in place to keep the entire thing from collapsing under its own weight.

Hey man he had help. He had, like, 6 sons.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:55 PM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 18 November 2013 - 08:36 PM, said:

One of the dumbest stories in the whole bible and they go and make a movie....

:no:

Though I guess this version is based off a graphic novel, written by Aronofsky,
Dumbest story, but there is a brilliant book about it by Julian Barnes which sums up the whole farce about it all.
The history of the World in 10 1/2 chapters.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 09:09 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 18 November 2013 - 08:55 PM, said:

Dumbest story, but there is a brilliant book about it by Julian Barnes which sums up the whole farce about it all.
The history of the World in 10 1/2 chapters.

Found a pdf of the book. Pretty good. I like the format. Read "the Stowaway".
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