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Door Dwarfs Wanted!

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#1    Eldorado

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 04:56 PM

Are you an unemployed dwarf in London?

"An advert in the Metro newspaper says: "Door Dwarfs required for The Hippodrome Casino, London.
"The Hippodrome is seeking to create a team of Britain's smallest bouncers - Door Dwarfs - for its new entrance in Cranbourn Street, Leicester Square.
"Duties include door control and customer relations.
"We welcome applications from those under 4ft 10 inches.""
http://www.heart.co....ertises-dwarfs/

Good luck!


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Posted 20 November 2013 - 05:13 PM

This could cause serious self image issues among the (drunk) male population of London.  Imagine being kicked into the street by a dwarf.  
"so I was sitting at the Hippodrome pub and my mate asks 'is that Hortense?'  nah, I reply, she looks calm to me" when out of the haze comes this little guy with a stick and tells me "you're outta here!"  Well what'd you expect?  I started to retort and boom! the little %&#%^% sucker punches me and next I know I'm looking at pavement - REALLY close to my nose!

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#3    rashore

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 05:16 PM

Wow and then, door people are rough by you! Round here they just stand by the door, checking ID's.

Edit to add: they might have frisking duties too :)

Edited by rashore, 20 November 2013 - 05:17 PM.


#4    and then

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 05:17 PM

View Postrashore, on 20 November 2013 - 05:16 PM, said:

Wow and then, door people are rough by you! Round here they just stand by the door, checking ID's.

Edit to add: they might have frisking duties too :)
It all depends on the establishment!

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  for what could be, the darkest age...

#5    George Ford

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 05:53 PM

I predict a lot of injured dwarfs. Drunk, coked up idiots don't care who they fight these days. It'll end up being an internet video phenomenon where people film their mates bashing dwarfs.

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