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Cows Crash Through Cornish Weaver's Roof

sue marshall loom cows workshop roof

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 02:35 PM

Sue Marshall was using her vacuum cleaner when she heard a crash and, on investigation, found an equally surprised cow standing in her workshop, having just missed the loom she had been using only a short while earlier.

After some careful manoeuvring, Mrs Marshall managed to get the animal out of her home but then a second cow plunged through the roof.

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 03:19 PM

Am hoping she shouted, "Holy Cow!"


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Posted 21 November 2013 - 08:06 PM

Hate it when that happens.


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 02:58 PM

She should of gotten herself some milk before kicking the animal out

Edited by Biggz, 22 November 2013 - 02:59 PM.


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 03:08 PM

last time it was horses, now cows, what's next? A downpour of swine?


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 03:09 PM

She cant even sue them for damage, as the farmers already milked them dry!:lol:


And "After some careful manoeuvring, Mrs Marshall managed to get the animal out".   Thats just as well -  as trying to shout at cows just goes in one ear and out the udder

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 03:19 PM

I wonder if they discovered a bucket of paint and brushes and a painted sign on the roof that said, "Eat Mor Chikin"


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 04:13 PM

I am glad neither she nor the poor cows were injured badly.


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 04:47 PM

Does All*State cover that, or did it come out of pocket?


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Posted 22 November 2013 - 05:12 PM

I had no idea cows liked to climb... seems like this is getting to be a common occurrence.  :huh:

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 05:22 PM

When quizzed, the cows replied they were attempting to jump over the moon - but did not realise it was much higher than they thought.

Police also are investigating the mysterious disappearance of spoons from the same address. Some of the dishes have been taken into custody for questioning.

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 05:27 PM

It's probably one those days when you should just go back to bed really - in my experience the day rarely ends well after it starts with kamikaze cows on your case...

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 05:34 PM

Them cows should have had bells on, quite obviously their horns aren't working!! And latest  news says one of the cows has now developed a nervous twitch near buildings..., hes now known as beef jerky  :clap:

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 09:19 PM

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 10:42 PM

Holy flying cows Batman!





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