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Seriously was Moses a Wizard ?


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#1    LostSouls7

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 04:22 AM

Ok he has a big staff , magic staff. He has a huge white beard. he wears a robe.
He casts spells and curses on people in the name of God of course.

He fits the classic descritpion of a story book Wizard.

Has anyone else noticed this?

I also heard there was some occutl book called the sword of book of moses ??

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 05:09 AM

Arguably, a wizard has inmate powers, while Moses was just asking God to use his cheat codes to change things so people listen\escape.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 05:23 AM

He could have been a wizard.  Though it was never recorded whether or not he sported a pointy Merlin hat.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:32 AM

Is Santa a wizard? Sure he doesn't have a staff but he has magic.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 03:00 PM

Considering the 10 plagues and the fact that Egyptians never used immigrants as slaves, Moses was more like a terrorist.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 03:21 PM

View Postambelamba, on 24 November 2013 - 03:00 PM, said:

Considering the 10 plagues and the fact that Egyptians never used immigrants as slaves, Moses was more like a terrorist.
A magical terrorist?


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 04:39 PM

The legend says that Moses was a Basket case.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:01 PM

View Postspud the mackem, on 24 November 2013 - 04:39 PM, said:

The legend says that Moses was a Basket case.

And the author didn't realize that.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:13 PM

View Postambelamba, on 24 November 2013 - 03:00 PM, said:

Considering the 10 plagues and the fact that Egyptians never used immigrants as slaves, Moses was more like a terrorist.
Who left this can of worms here, and who knocked it all over our nice clean floor?


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:45 PM

View PostRlyeh, on 24 November 2013 - 03:21 PM, said:

A magical terrorist?

and with that Moses was turned into Ra's Al-Ghul

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 08:30 PM

View PostSir Wearer of Hats, on 24 November 2013 - 07:13 PM, said:

Who left this can of worms here, and who knocked it all over our nice clean floor?

Let's just have some fun with Exodus like Kevin Smith would. Let's say...at least 10 plagues actually happened. Pharaoh was manipulated by God himself to act cruel to the People of God.

Unfortunately, if God is real then this story is not far off from our world we live in. I am not saying that it's all made up, but the core aspect of the Exodus story makes Mountains of Madness look like...I don't know, just pick up any Dr. Seuss book.

EDIT: If God is real, then the Book of Exodus reveals the true nature of the deity who rules our world. And when you realize it, you'd rather relocate to Hell.

Edited by ambelamba, 24 November 2013 - 08:36 PM.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 11:25 PM

Yes... Moses occupies an archetypical place in literature. And in life. I respect men with big white beards. I can't help it.

To bad I cant grow one. My Native American blood plays havoc on any facial hair.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 02:28 AM

View PostWhite Crane Feather, on 24 November 2013 - 11:25 PM, said:

Yes... Moses occupies an archetypical place in literature. And in life. I respect men with big white beards. I can't help it.

To bad I cant grow one. My Native American blood plays havoc on any facial hair.

Even crazy hobos?

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:42 AM

He wasn't a wizard, that's a type of magic user.  Clearly, Moses was of the cleric class.





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Posted 25 November 2013 - 06:15 AM

View Postambelamba, on 25 November 2013 - 02:28 AM, said:

Even crazy hobos?

It's kind of weird, but yeah, part of the "wise old wizard/wise old crone" avatar is that often, the sources of that wisdom are of a lesser "caste" or social level, than one's own.
Race is another factor.  Wise Asian masters of every creed and age are a common action movie staple.  We also get the "Magical Negro", character who tends to have understated powers used to grow a white character into the movie's hero.





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