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#1    Eldorado

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:22 PM

Penzance's Christmas lights are just pants!
Full shocking story: http://www.thisiscor...l#axzz2nwxlTJmX

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I like them.


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:35 PM

I like them too


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 08:03 PM

Electric panties.  Where do they plug in?

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 08:53 PM

Well, I must say they make for rather shocking intercourse.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:05 PM

I've seen worse, In my town we have lights in the shape of santa waving, The lights flick on and off so his arm appears to move but he doesn't look like he's waving if you get what I mean. We have a rather crude nickname for him.


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:07 PM

View PostLava_Lady, on 19 December 2013 - 08:03 PM, said:

Electric panties.  Where do they plug in?
Be careful wearing them, I wouldn't chance it considering the amount of ale I plan to consume over the festive period, Accidents happen!


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:33 PM

View PostSheWomanCatTypeThing, on 19 December 2013 - 09:07 PM, said:

Be careful wearing them, I wouldn't chance it considering the amount of ale I plan to consume over the festive period, Accidents happen!

Just wear this sign:

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Edited by Lava_Lady, 19 December 2013 - 09:34 PM.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:36 PM

Stylish, I like it.


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:48 PM

View PostEldorado, on 19 December 2013 - 07:22 PM, said:

Penzance's Christmas lights are just pants!
Full shocking story: http://www.thisiscor...l#axzz2nwxlTJmX

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I like them.

Gotta say... wasn't too sure what I was supposed to be looking at at first. They looked like bridges to me. The one in the background looks more like puddings, the one in the foreground more like unmentionables. I showed this to the hubby, his first response was "nice boobs", then he thought bridges. When I told him people were seeing  unmentionables.. He laughed. Then I told him they really were supposed to be puddings, and he extra laughed and said, "Yes, those are nice puddings." I had to tell him puddings were food in this instance. :no:

Perhaps if there were a few more puddings in the section, it would look more like an innocent border and not other things, lol.


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 04:32 AM

View Postrashore, on 19 December 2013 - 09:48 PM, said:

Gotta say... wasn't too sure what I was supposed to be looking at at first. They looked like bridges to me. The one in the background looks more like puddings, the one in the foreground more like unmentionables. I showed this to the hubby, his first response was "nice boobs", then he thought bridges. When I told him people were seeing  unmentionables.. He laughed. Then I told him they really were supposed to be puddings, and he extra laughed and said, "Yes, those are nice puddings." I had to tell him puddings were food in this instance. :no:

Perhaps if there were a few more puddings in the section, it would look more like an innocent border and not other things, lol.


That made me LOL!!!   :lol:

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 04:37 AM

Not that shocking.. Maybe if they did a thong

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