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#1    QuiteContrary

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 06:30 PM

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Release date sometime in 2014.

Bigfoot should always be portrayed as a terrorizing man-eating monster, imo.

Bigfoot is definitely in the eye of the beholder!

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 06:34 PM

I laughed when I read the title of thread.

Hollywood is going to have to do a damn good horror movie to get past most people's initial reactions and expectations, which are similar to mine above.

Personally, I'd rather see Bigfoot in another early 90's style family comedy.

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 06:47 PM

Sanchez (Blair Witch Project, et al) is going to portray Bigfoot as a 7 foot ape ("gorilla" ish), superstrong like a gorilla but not supernatural. And its close-up is convincing as a real animal, acc to Sanchez.

It takes a lot to scare me, too. And I don't mean gore, but pure creepy terror. So we shall see.

He says for him, a movie is scarier when it has some basis in reality. I agree.

Edited by QuiteContrary, 29 December 2013 - 06:51 PM.

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 06:52 PM

Do you have any idea how many of the Pacifist Footers will freak out at the idea that their cute, cuddly, Bigfoot would be a monster?


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Posted 29 December 2013 - 06:55 PM

Maybe this will lead to the creation of a BADL: Bigfoot Anti-Defamation League.


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Posted 29 December 2013 - 06:55 PM

View Postkeninsc, on 29 December 2013 - 06:52 PM, said:

Do you have any idea how many of the Pacifist Footers will freak out at the idea that their cute, cuddly, Bigfoot would be a monster?

Yes, Cliff and Chris will die a slow death. :cry:

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 07:02 PM

I recall many years ago now someone was actually trying to make a case that Bigfoot was bisexual since on a number of occasions it's been reported that Bigfoots have abducted males. OMG! I never heard so much crying and caterwauling in my life.

One wonders if Cliff would be horrified or ecstatic at such a possibility.

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 07:51 PM

However........

This could be a whole new basis for a Bigfooting show. All we need are gay/bi males to head out into the wilderness. Hey, gay guys have gay-dar and they can find each other across crowded rooms, filled up stadiums, and on crowded streets. Hooking up with a Biggy should be a piece of cake.

........although, I think they'll have to put it on late at night and have a pretty strong parental warning........they might want to drop the party about not trying this at home but that's up the the producers.

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Edited by keninsc, 29 December 2013 - 07:52 PM.


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Posted 29 December 2013 - 11:47 PM

View Post_Only, on 29 December 2013 - 06:34 PM, said:

I laughed when I read the title of thread.

Hollywood is going to have to do a damn good horror movie to get past most people's initial reactions and expectations, which are similar to mine above.

Personally, I'd rather see Bigfoot in another early 90's style family comedy.

Well, we are talking about the people who brought us sharknado and Queer wolf.
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Posted 29 December 2013 - 11:49 PM

A gay bigfoot would explain the low birth rate.


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Posted 30 December 2013 - 12:03 AM

oh, how sad.

not that they're making a bigfoot horror movie, but that they're making one that sounds so formulaic. a monster that stalks and kills a bunch of twenty-somethings? i believe i've seen that movie before. 10,000 times over.


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Posted 30 December 2013 - 12:34 AM

But in this one, the monster is hairy and blurry!


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Posted 30 December 2013 - 01:26 AM

View PostNeognosis, on 30 December 2013 - 12:34 AM, said:

But in this one, the monster is hairy and blurry!

No! Sanchez actually said it wouldn't be! haha

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Posted 30 December 2013 - 01:28 AM

View Postseaturtlehorsesnake, on 30 December 2013 - 12:03 AM, said:

oh, how sad.

not that they're making a bigfoot horror movie, but that they're making one that sounds so formulaic. a monster that stalks and kills a bunch of twenty-somethings? i believe i've seen that movie before. 10,000 times over.

Squealing young thangs in tiny tanks. Gotta ensure audience interest somehow.

Nothing wrong with stalking in the woods, imo. IF done right. That's the clincher, though.

Edited by QuiteContrary, 30 December 2013 - 01:30 AM.

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Posted 30 December 2013 - 02:18 AM

It'd be cool if it had a twist, like a researcher goes out to hunt Bigfoot, and eventually finds out he was the Bigfoot.

And also a ghost.

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