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Bigfoot is real - and he's a fan of PEPPERONI


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#1    Ohelemapit

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 03:23 PM

  • Anthony Padilla claims Sasquatch is living in woods in central Michigan
  • He says he's been leaving out takeaways for the mythical beast to eat
  • Mr Padilla insists he's not crazy and he's seen Sasquatch several times
  • He added big hairy beast also likes to eat Mexican or Chinese
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 03:36 PM

Perhaps he just has a really big hairy guy for a neighbour that loves pizza?

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 03:48 PM

View PostOhelemapit, on 16 January 2014 - 03:23 PM, said:

He added big hairy beast also likes to eat Mexican or Chinese

I knew he was racist.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 04:03 PM

Does he use chop sticks I wonder?


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 06:04 PM

He said he's not crazy. Why would he lie about that?

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 08:54 PM

View PostOhelemapit, on 16 January 2014 - 03:23 PM, said:

  • Anthony Padilla claims Sasquatch is living in woods in central Michigan
  • He says he's been leaving out takeaways for the mythical beast to eat
  • Mr Padilla insists he's not crazy and he's seen Sasquatch several times
  • He added big hairy beast also likes to eat Mexican or Chinese
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Yes, because clearly no other animal is going to eat food left out over night. :huh:

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 09:01 PM

Well, according to him Bigfoot is neat as well and rolls up his pizza boxes when he's done. Wonder if he knows about the guy in California that has a family....uhm....pod of Bigfoots living on his property too?

Maybe we should introduce them. Hey everyone needs a support group.


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 09:14 PM

I can't believe you are all mocking this story!
Bigfoot is real. I know because I've seen him.
In the kfc.


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 09:43 PM

View Postacute, on 16 January 2014 - 09:14 PM, said:

I can't believe you are all mocking this story!
Bigfoot is real. I know because I've seen him.
In the kfc.

That is a lie! Everyone knows he frequents Walmart.


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:28 PM

This is clearly another case of an enterprising hippie living on the outskirts of society .  I bet he could coax  " Bigfoot" into the open by leaving a loaded bong in his back yard...


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:41 PM

OMG! I now have this image in my head of a stoned Bigfoot with a serious case of the munchies.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:58 PM

View Postkeninsc, on 16 January 2014 - 11:41 PM, said:

OMG! I now have this image in my head of a stoned Bigfoot with a serious case of the munchies.

:no:

You aren't the first. There was a story awhile back of some guy sharing Mary Jane with biffs in the wild, regularly.
And there are a few well-known footers, won't mention any names (Merry Christmas), who def partake of something before relating delusional stories waxing poetic of bigfoot...

Edited by QuiteContrary, 17 January 2014 - 12:00 AM.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 12:10 AM

So he wants to tell everyone, but he apparently doesn't want to prove it to anyone.
Yes, that's a bigfoot story, alright.

Edited by QuiteContrary, 17 January 2014 - 12:13 AM.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 02:00 AM

What absolute nonsense. Everybody know Biff likes to get a bit of pork on his fork, mussels, clams, peacocks, and the “hindquarter” of deer. He would obviously only eat a Meatlovers Pizza, or a Seafood one. Not Pepperoni.


Bigfoot "Expert" Henner Farhenbach has documented this.


“Sasquatch has been observed walking with two 200-pound pigs under his arm through the countryside,” Fahrenbach declared. “On another occasion, he’s been witnessed grabbing three goats with one arm and walking over a five-foot fence without breaking stride.”
Drawing on interviews with dozens of eye-witnesses, Fahrenbach went on to say that Bigfoot’s diet is rich in mussels, clams, peacocks, and the “hindquarter” of deer. He insisted that Bigfoots enjoy wrestling, tickle fights, and, most surprisingly, gangbangs. He assured us that even a horny Sasquatch has an impeccable sense of orgy etiquette.
“When an especially large male came onto the scene,” Fahrenbach said, describing a sexual pileup involving one willing female and lots of dudes, “he didn’t try to buck the line but simply stood there and took his turn in good time.”



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Why doubt the above? The information appears to have been derived directly from his rear end. I hear he has several reams of studies carefully stored on rolls of paper......

Edited by psyche101, 17 January 2014 - 02:01 AM.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 02:57 AM

View Postpsyche101, on 17 January 2014 - 02:00 AM, said:

What absolute nonsense. Everybody know Biff likes to get a bit of pork on his fork, mussels, clams, peacocks, and the “hindquarter” of deer. He would obviously only eat a Meatlovers Pizza, or a Seafood one. Not Pepperoni.


Bigfoot "Expert" Henner Farhenbach has documented this.


“Sasquatch has been observed walking with two 200-pound pigs under his arm through the countryside,” Fahrenbach declared. “On another occasion, he’s been witnessed grabbing three goats with one arm and walking over a five-foot fence without breaking stride.”
Drawing on interviews with dozens of eye-witnesses, Fahrenbach went on to say that Bigfoot’s diet is rich in mussels, clams, peacocks, and the “hindquarter” of deer. He insisted that Bigfoots enjoy wrestling, tickle fights, and, most surprisingly, gangbangs. He assured us that even a horny Sasquatch has an impeccable sense of orgy etiquette.
“When an especially large male came onto the scene,” Fahrenbach said, describing a sexual pileup involving one willing female and lots of dudes, “he didn’t try to buck the line but simply stood there and took his turn in good time.”



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Why doubt the above? The information appears to have been derived directly from his rear end. I hear he has several reams of studies carefully stored on rolls of paper......

.....and that was in Vanity Fair? Well, they would understand orgy etiquette.





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