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Posted 17 January 2014 - 02:29 PM

A bizarre news report from Iran's Fars News Agency has claimed that America is run by extraterrestrials.

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Fars, which describes itself as "Iran's leading independent news agency", is no stranger to controversy. In a new report published over the weekend, the agency has claimed that NSA documents released by Edward Snowden and analyzed by Russian intelligence services have proved that America's political policies are driven by an "alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda".

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 02:33 PM

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I still await the compelling Exhibit A.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 02:41 PM

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"America's political policies are driven by an "alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda"."
Well, that makes as much sense as any explanation. It's hard to think of any other logical basis for the foreign policies of the current and former Administrations, isn't it. :-/

If, as it seems, we are in the process of becoming a totalitarian society in which the state apparatus is all-powerful, the ethics most important for the survival of the true, free, human individual would be: cheat, lie, evade, fake it, be elsewhere, forge documents, build improved electronic gadgets in your garage that’ll outwit the gadgets used by the authorities.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:01 PM

i knew it!

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:04 PM

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Now that answers a whole lot of questions doesn't it!

Thanks for posting this, this made me laugh out loud!

Edited by Jeremiah65, 17 January 2014 - 03:04 PM.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:04 PM

The Canadian politician also stated this was true but claimed that "Aliens" were against making themselves known due to the fact we war all the time. Maybe the aliens have decided to help one side gain supreme power to overcome all the other nations so that they eventually end up with ONE nation to deal with and make themselves known? If they helped Hitler they probably thought he was capable of taking over the world and then they would only need to negotiate a planetary treaty with him, he failed and so they instead went to the next military power of the USA and have been aiding them.

Yeah ok, so all that is pretty far-fetched and I am just waffling but hey, if Iran can come up with some great conspiracies then so can I! :P


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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:07 PM

This is the same country that thinks The Protocols of the Elders of Zion isn't a forgery


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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:14 PM

quite, quite, though some are 8th generation aliens....

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:23 PM

Just because there are opinions that the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a forgery that in no way means that it is one ~



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<a name="INTRODUCTION">INTRODUCTION

Of the Protocols themselves little need be said in the way of introduction. The book in which they are embodied was first published in the year 1897 by Philip Stepanov for private circulation among his intimate friends. The first time Nilus published them was in 1901 in a book called The Great Within the Small and reprinted in 1905. A copy of this is in the British Museum bearing the date of its reception, August 10, 1906. All copies that were known to exist in Russia were destroyed in the Kerensky regime, and under his successors the possession of a copy by anyone in Soviet land was a crime sufficient to ensure the owner's of being shot on sight. The fact is in itself sufficient proof of the genuineness of the Protocols. The Jewish journals, of course, say that they are a forgery, leaving it to be understood that Professor Nilus, who embodied them in a work of his own, had concocted them for his own purposes.
Mr. Henry Ford, in an interview published in the New York WORLD, February 17th, 1921, put the case for Nilus tersely and convincingly thus:


"The only statement I care to make about the PROTOCOLS is that they fit in with what is going on. They are sixteen years old, and they have fitted the world situation up to this time. THEY FIT IT NOW."

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The presumption is strong that the Protocols were issued, or reissued, at the First Zionist Congress held at Basle in 1897 under the presidency of the Father of Modern Zionism, the late Theodore Herzl. There has been recently published a volume of Herzl's "Diaries," a translation of some passages which appeared in the JEWISH CHRONICLE of July 14, 1922.

Herzl gives an account of his first visit to England in 1895, and his conversation with Colonel Goldsmid, a Jew brought up as a Christian, an officer in the English Army, and at heart a Jew Nationalist all the time. Goldsmid suggested to Herzl that the best way of expropriating the English aristocracy, and so destroying their power to protect the people of England against Jew domination, was to put excessive taxes on the land. Herzl thought this an excellent idea, and it is now to be found definitely embodied in Protocol VI!

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:28 PM

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I still await the compelling Exhibit A.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:44 PM

You're linking to Jew watch? Sorry the Protocols is a forgery,only nazis and anti semites believe otherwise.It was exposed by The Times in the 1920s though people still dispute it


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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:53 PM

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:54 PM

I just hope our Congress doesn't use this as to why they haven't gotten anything done.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:55 PM

I'm sure Edward Snowden will be pleased to know that he saved Humanity from Alien domination,those nasty Alien types from the NSA must be quaking in their boots.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:59 PM

View PostUM-Bot, on 17 January 2014 - 02:29 PM, said:

A bizarre news report from Iran's Fars News Agency has claimed that America is run by extraterrestrials.



Read More: http://www.unexplain...s-run-by-aliens

so... the source link kleads to 'its' source page What Does It Mean -com.  have a quick look at the list of articles it carries

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/

It reminds me of the Rense website, lots of articles slanted toward conspiracies

and the Fars website mentioned in the OP carries this message/disclaimer midway down the article

"This report has been wired from Whatdoesitmean.com. As you can see, we have both mentioned and hyperlinked the source of this report and also released it in the wire section of our website to notify our viewers that all responsibility for the veracity, authenticity and reliability of this report lies with its original source, whatdoesitmean.com.

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