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#1    ambelamba

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:52 AM

Eh...let's see...

To call them out, we need some serious logistics and equipment.

We gotta surround the whole Earth with some kind of dreadnoughts or battlecruisers. Place them on the low orbit, then start pulverize the entire planet with tungsten-osmium shells non-stop from coilguns.

And...if there's such thing as dimensional interdictors, which is a device that blocks any kind of interdimensional travel, we can practically lock all up in the planet and pulverize it until amoebas start waving the white flag.

And to make sure Illuminati got the message, don't forget to glass the surface of entire Earth with plasma bombardment. And the same bombardment will boil the oceans and vaporize them.

But why do I have this feeling that the members of Illuminati will survive this no matter what? Should we bring Planet Killers to make sure no one escapes?


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 11:28 AM

Okay then..


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 12:08 PM

Can we not just ask Chuck Norris to come out of retirement?  My daffodils would be killed if we pulverised the planet.


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 03:27 PM

View Postambelamba, on 11 February 2014 - 09:52 AM, said:

Eh...let's see...

To call them out, we need some serious logistics and equipment.

We gotta surround the whole Earth with some kind of dreadnoughts or battlecruisers. Place them on the low orbit, then start pulverize the entire planet with tungsten-osmium shells non-stop from coilguns.

And...if there's such thing as dimensional interdictors, which is a device that blocks any kind of interdimensional travel, we can practically lock all up in the planet and pulverize it until amoebas start waving the white flag.

And to make sure Illuminati got the message, don't forget to glass the surface of entire Earth with plasma bombardment. And the same bombardment will boil the oceans and vaporize them.

But why do I have this feeling that the members of Illuminati will survive this no matter what? Should we bring Planet Killers to make sure no one escapes?

I know there's a lot of time to kill being a background actor, but good God, man, play Words With Friends or something.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 04:09 PM

So essentially you want to destroy life on earth.

WHY ?

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:04 PM

"All of life on Earth" would include all of us, would it not?  "We" had better not kill me, or there will be hell to pay!


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:33 PM

People are a lot like a box of chocolates... Some are mostly nut's. And we know who you are,peter.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 11:22 PM

View PostArkitecht, on 11 February 2014 - 07:33 PM, said:

People are a lot like a box of chocolates... Some are mostly nut's. And we know who you are,peter.

Let's say I was driven to the edge and decided to go HAL9000. Seems like it's all goddamn sock puppet show.


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 11:27 PM

Seriously, I feel that the whole world is coming to a critical mass. I have a feeling that something will happen. I just hope I can go into hiding and live like a hermit during the time of...transition.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:29 AM

View Postambelamba, on 11 February 2014 - 11:27 PM, said:

Seriously, I feel that the whole world is coming to a critical mass. I have a feeling that something will happen. I just hope I can go into hiding and live like a hermit during the time of...transition.
So,this "critical mass" you speak of...What do you think will happen?A natural disaster?Man made?Viking Apocalypse?

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 04:12 AM

View PostArkitecht, on 12 February 2014 - 01:29 AM, said:

So,this "critical mass" you speak of...What do you think will happen?A natural disaster?Man made?Viking Apocalypse?

I don't know. I wish I knew.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 04:25 AM

So, this so called conspiracy theory remains vague and 'fluffy'?

And you don't have a clue about the illuminati, do you?

Edited by Likely Guy, 12 February 2014 - 04:27 AM.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 07:06 AM

View PostLikely Guy, on 12 February 2014 - 04:25 AM, said:

So, this so called conspiracy theory remains vague and 'fluffy'?

And you don't have a clue about the illuminati, do you?

No. That's why I go for the extreme solution.

You know...I plan to get a medical card from a local evaluation clinic on the next day off. Dropping some oil will make feel better. I was once a peaceful person. Years of frequent misfortune with uncanny frequency made me a man with rage.

Edited by ambelamba, 12 February 2014 - 07:32 AM.


#14    Rlyeh

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:41 AM

So you're going to attack yourself in order to fight some imaginary bogey man?

Edited by Rlyeh, 12 February 2014 - 09:41 AM.


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 08:40 PM

My ex boyfriend believe they were spying on him and he started preparing for the War thinking they would come to his house cause he knew the truth about them.

When he went on for hours watching youtube videos almost every single day, I knew he lost it. Our relationship turned sour not far after that, cause he was literally obsessed with it.

Don't believe every little thing you read into. That's all I can say about it; cause I dated my ex boyfriend for three years and he shoved all these conspiracies theories down my throat. :sm

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