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Best Zombie Defense Plan EVA!


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#1    Brian Topp

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 10:35 PM

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 10:40 PM

I just don't see any flaw in this plan.

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 11:04 PM

Great so when I have to go to the 7-11 for some beef jerky I have faster and stronger zombies to deal with errrr

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 11:29 PM

View PostCRYSiiSx2, on 22 February 2014 - 10:40 PM, said:

I just don't see any flaw in this plan.

Agreed.  It's well known zombies are fans of cardio.  After a good half hour, all they'll want is to hit the showers and relax in front of the TV.


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 11:38 PM

View Postaquatus1, on 22 February 2014 - 11:29 PM, said:

Agreed.  It's well known zombies are fans of cardio.  After a good half hour, all they'll want is to hit the showers and relax in front of the TV.

True, but it's the bowl of brains they're gonna want for a snack that has me worried.

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Posted 23 February 2014 - 12:10 AM

I wonder if brains are high in carbs?


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Posted 23 February 2014 - 12:47 AM

View Postaquatus1, on 23 February 2014 - 12:10 AM, said:

I wonder if brains are high in carbs?
Cow, not human... but:
http://nutritiondata...products/3463/2

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Posted 23 February 2014 - 06:07 AM

I'm...curiously unsurprised that information is easily available.


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Posted 23 February 2014 - 12:53 PM

Nutritional info on brains:

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The good: This food is a good source of Vitamin C and Niacin, and a very good source of Vitamin B12, Phosphorus and Selenium.

The bad: This food is very high in Cholesterol. This food also contains Trans Fat.

I guess zombies don't need to watch their cholesterol levels.

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 01:36 AM

The brain really does have fat in it?

Huh...very few insults are really biologically accurate.  I guess "fathead" is one of them.





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