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World's Clumsiest Bank Robber!

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#1    Eldorado

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Posted 23 February 2014 - 12:57 PM

Hope this makes you smile!  :)



He later slipped on some ice and cut his head open before attempting to make a getaway in a green minivan, according to the Baltimore Sun.
The suspect was arrested a short time later and faces a charge of robbery and numerous traffic charges.
Source: http://metro.co.uk/2...robber-4312678/

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Posted 23 February 2014 - 01:08 PM

Helpful Robbery Tips:

1) Do not attempt while stoned.

2) Watch your step while fleeing.

3) Never (ever) use a mini-van as the 'get away' vehicle.

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Posted 23 February 2014 - 01:46 PM

Some people just aren't cut out for a life of crime ... at least he will be fed and kept locked away from the obstacles of daily living, he might need a padded cell tho

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Posted 23 February 2014 - 04:23 PM

Haha! I saw this on the news.

Would "Criminally Challenged" be PC?


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 03:09 AM

He should get a new career dancing for the Talking Heads or as a rodeo clown.  Good clean money.


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 04:03 AM

Money and an umbrella, must be saving for a rainy day.


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 01:41 PM

Knowing that someone out there can make me look smart on a Monday morning is a great way to start my day. Poor fella though. Haha.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 12:19 AM

View Post:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:, on 24 February 2014 - 01:41 PM, said:

Knowing that someone out there can make me look smart on a Monday morning is a great way to start my day. Poor fella though. Haha.

This has to be my favorite stupid criminal video, if you haven't see it, you will crack up!




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Posted 25 February 2014 - 01:06 AM

Can't ...stop...laughing !!!

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 09:12 AM

One of my favourites:



Edit: just to be clear, this is not a real series of events, it'd be even funnier if it was.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 10:39 AM

Oh these are precious, thanks guys I laughed at all 3, just brilliant.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 04:03 PM

View PostParanoid Android, on 25 February 2014 - 09:12 AM, said:

One of my favourites:



Edit: just to be clear, this is not a real series of events, it'd be even funnier if it was.

Ha ha! What's that old saying? When seconds count the police are only minutes away?






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