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Woman calls 911 to have sex with cop


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 04:51 PM

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PUNTA GORDA , Fla., Feb. 26 (UPI) -- A Florida woman was arrested because she allegedly called 911 to get a trip to the bone zone instead of the emergency room.

Maria Montenez-Colon of Punta Gorda was charged on Friday night with misuse of 911 after she called to complain about a missing Corvette in order to get an officer at her home so she could have sex with him.

According to the responding officer, Montenez-Colon was very drunk when he arrived at her home. After asking if he was married, the 58-year-old didn’t mince her words.


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Hmmm? Very drunk at the time?

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:00 PM

hmmm jail sex fantasy

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:04 PM

"The bone zone" lmao, who writes this stuff.

Classic.  Maybe she got what she needed from a cellmate.


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:08 PM

Hey, maybe it was an "emergency".... (In my youth) I've had days like that...


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:09 PM

View PostTaun, on 26 February 2014 - 05:08 PM, said:

Hey, maybe it was an "emergency".... (In my youth) I've had days like that...

I still have days like that, but I'm not 58 years old. lol


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:18 PM

Well, at least she was smiling in her mug shot.


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:23 PM

She looks a great deal older than 58.

Perhaps she had a hard life (and I don't mean 'love life')?

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:32 PM

Where there's a will, there's a way!

I reject your reality, and substitute my own! Mostly because yours is boring as hell.

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 10:38 PM

View PostDecoNoir, on 26 February 2014 - 05:32 PM, said:

Where there's a will, there's a way!

Apparently in her case, where there's a will there is a won't....


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 03:52 AM

View Postcoldethyl, on 26 February 2014 - 05:09 PM, said:

I still have days like that, but I'm not 58 years old. lol


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 03:55 AM

Damn, this has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages. Love the details on the return visit.

I think this is the first time I have heard of a female sexually harassing a male, and a complaint involved as well. He sure had good grounds though.

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:22 AM

View Postpsyche101, on 27 February 2014 - 03:55 AM, said:

Damn, this has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages. Love the details on the return visit.

I think this is the first time I have heard of a female sexually harassing a male, and a complaint involved as well. He sure had good grounds though.

I betcha if she was 19 and looked like Jessica Alba they'd have needed a SWAT team to get him out of her house and back on duty.


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 06:50 PM

Ew. I hope she got fined double the amount for such calls.


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 06:54 PM

oh my shattered nerves
this is so many shades of wrong lol


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 07:29 PM

View PostOverSword, on 26 February 2014 - 05:18 PM, said:

Well, at least she was smiling in her mug shot.

Probably because a police's nightstick got involved, somehow.

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