Jump to content




Welcome to Unexplained Mysteries! Please sign in or create an account to start posting and to access a host of extra features.


- - - - -

China's Lunar Defence Obliteration Zone


  • This topic is locked This topic is locked
8 replies to this topic

#1    seeder

seeder

    Nut Cracker

  • Member
  • 12,157 posts
  • Joined:21 Nov 2012
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:UK. There if you need me

  • Never forget that only the weak fish swim with the stream, and a lie travels half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Posted 23 March 2014 - 10:40 AM

China declares Lunar Defence Obliteration Zone

Following the successful launch of its first lunar rover, the Chinese government has declared a defensive zone extending vertically from China into space and encompassing the moon.

The Lunar Defense Obliteration Zone, according to newly appointed space minister Wu Houyi, “will protect China’s core interests and interplanetary sovereignty.” All foreign spacecraft, satellites, comets and space debris must notify China before passing through or into the zone.

http://chinadailymai...iteration-zone/

Gotta love the Chinese...

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me... It's all the rabbit poop you stumble over on your way down...
“It's easier to fool people - than to convince them that they have been fooled.”  Mark Twain

"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it"

#2    TSS

TSS

    Observer

  • Closed
  • 5,750 posts
  • Joined:30 Jun 2008

Posted 23 March 2014 - 10:53 AM

Comets must notify China before passing through it's zone? Yeah good luck with that one..


#3    Norbert the Incredible

Norbert the Incredible

    They knew too much about flying saucers!

  • Member
  • 27,533 posts
  • Joined:09 May 2005
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Ministry of Love

  • Vampires are people too.

Posted 23 March 2014 - 11:16 AM

I suspect April starts a week early in China.

Life is a hideous business, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous.

H. P. Lovecraft.


:cat:


#4    toast

toast

    President of the Galaxy

  • Member
  • 4,430 posts
  • Joined:24 Nov 2013
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Hamburg/Germany

  • WARNING!REALITY ADVISORY!
    Posts by this user may contain
    statements that may offend
    publishers of pics/clips of
    supposed UFO/alien sightings.

Posted 23 March 2014 - 11:18 AM

That`s a joke, isn`t it?

“For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.”  - Hunter S. Thompson -
"Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my trousers!" - James T. Kirk -
"I think enormous harm is done by religion – not just in the name of religion, but actually by religion." - Steven Weinberg -  
"I am discounting the reports of UFOs. Why would they appear only to cranks and weirdos?" - Stephen Hawking -

#5    davros of skaro

davros of skaro

    Government Agent

  • Member
  • 3,729 posts
  • Joined:08 Sep 2013
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Skaro

  • ", because in most cases men willingly believe what they wish."-Julius Caesar 'De Bello Gallico, Book III, Ch. 18'

Posted 23 March 2014 - 11:19 AM

The part about threatening to make an orbital debri field (which will wipe out satelites) is the sickest part in my opinion.

Posted Image
Leviticus 14 2 Peter 1:16
http://m.youtube.com...h?v=MzrIHdN9O7M <-- "Ten Lies About Jesus"
https://m.youtube.co...h?v=79Lmmy2jfeo <-- "The Mythical Jesus"
http://www.unexplain...howtopic=272571 <--Science of belief

#6    davros of skaro

davros of skaro

    Government Agent

  • Member
  • 3,729 posts
  • Joined:08 Sep 2013
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Skaro

  • ", because in most cases men willingly believe what they wish."-Julius Caesar 'De Bello Gallico, Book III, Ch. 18'

Posted 23 March 2014 - 11:20 AM

View PostThe Sky Scanner, on 23 March 2014 - 10:53 AM, said:

Comets must notify China before passing through it's zone? Yeah good luck with that one..

If a Comet passes in that zone there would be bigger problems.

Posted Image
Leviticus 14 2 Peter 1:16
http://m.youtube.com...h?v=MzrIHdN9O7M <-- "Ten Lies About Jesus"
https://m.youtube.co...h?v=79Lmmy2jfeo <-- "The Mythical Jesus"
http://www.unexplain...howtopic=272571 <--Science of belief

#7    ChrLzs

ChrLzs

    Just a contributor..

  • Member
  • 4,146 posts
  • Joined:21 Nov 2009
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Gold Coast (Qld, Australia)

  • I only floccinaucinihilipilificate
    when it IS worthless...

Posted 23 March 2014 - 11:28 AM

Oh c'mon, did no-one read it a bit further after noticing the ridiculous nature of the claim details?

I quote from the site (my emphasis):

Quote

Ministry of Harmony is a website WHICH USES SATIRE to highlight China’s reluctance to conform to international precedents and laws.

It's a JOKE, Joyce.

My garden is already magical and beyond beautiful - I do not need to invent fairies... - ChrLzs

The truth ONLY hurts when it slaps you in the face after you haven't done proper homework and made silly claims... - ChrLzs

#8    Wickian

Wickian

    Doppelganger

  • Member
  • 4,206 posts
  • Joined:11 May 2007
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:USA

  • Save it for Queen Doppelpoppellus!

Posted 23 March 2014 - 03:25 PM

View PostChrLzs, on 23 March 2014 - 11:28 AM, said:

Oh c'mon, did no-one read it a bit further after noticing the ridiculous nature of the claim details?

I quote from the site (my emphasis):



It's a JOKE, Joyce.
But which is funnier, that people fell for the joke or that most people think this is within the realm of possibility for China to claim?


#9    Saru

Saru

    Site Webmaster

  • 20,488 posts
  • Joined:06 Mar 2001
  • Gender:Male

  • "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious." - Albert Einstein

Posted 23 March 2014 - 03:38 PM

Given that this is a satirical piece and not a genuine news item I'll close this down.

Closed.





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users