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Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals


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#1    OverSword

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 07:54 PM

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I don't care what culture you're from or what you educational background is.  How can anyone be this stupid or this greedy?  On the plus side without genitals it will not be easy for him to reproduce.

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A man has been left without genitals and with three missing toes after a witch doctor told him that losing his body parts would make him rich.
Chamangeni Zulu, from Malawi, has been hospitalised at Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, near the Malawi border, after he allowed the hyena to eat his manhood.
Mr Zulu told the Times of Zambiayesterday that he was promised by a witch doctor that by sacrificing his body parts he would become rich.



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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:07 PM

Yeah, but the witch doctor neglected to tell him that if any of his toes were eaten the offer becomes null and void.

Seriously, some of these countries desperately need public education.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:12 PM

For goodness sake...

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:22 PM

Lilly... I don't think an education would have helped this guy... You can't fix stupid....


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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:25 PM

View PostTaun, on 31 March 2014 - 08:22 PM, said:

... You can't fix stupid....

I guess you're right.

Like OverSword pointed out, at least he won't be reproducing.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:58 PM

Thank god he won't be reproducing.  We have enough idiots in the world apparently.


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Posted 31 March 2014 - 09:07 PM

Now if we can just contrive a similar solution for the nimrods who need elephant ivory... of course most of the problems there stem from genitals in the first place.

I reject your reality, and substitute my own! Mostly because yours is boring as hell.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 09:18 PM

My mind is constantly blown at some of the stuff I hear similar to this that come out of Africa.


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Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:26 PM

I can't believe he actually thought letting a hyena do this to him would make him rich.  Where do people get these ideas.


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Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:51 PM

View PostAshotep, on 31 March 2014 - 10:26 PM, said:

I can't believe he actually thought letting a hyena do this to him would make him rich.  Where do people get these ideas.
You friendly nieghborhood licensed witch doctor! :tu:


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 12:16 AM

Oh he's rich alright...with humiliation...some people, I swear.


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 12:52 AM

Even if it made him rich. Is it really worth it?


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 12:57 AM

i think it's bs


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Posted 01 April 2014 - 03:27 PM

I bet all the other Hyenas were all sitting around laughing at this guys stupidity. :whistle:

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 03:28 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 01 April 2014 - 03:27 PM, said:

I bet all the other Hyenas were all sitting around laughing at this guys stupidity. :whistle:
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