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Was Napolean abducted by aliens?

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#31    Cherrypress

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 08:45 AM

Quite possibly.. Legend also says he used to ride into battle on a giant squirrel which had lasers for eyes! So anythings possible............


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Posted 21 April 2014 - 08:53 AM

Ah yes, the T- 9 series chip, thought so......

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 12:44 PM

View PostCeridwen_9, on 20 April 2014 - 03:01 PM, said:

oh wow...my  first thread, and I have only 7 posts here after being here since feb 2014. so way to go on making a member feel welcome.  and i did say i doubt it's real but i would see what people think here. well sorry but i guess i won't even try to contribute here anymore.

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 11:36 PM

That pic in the article looks very much like a pet RFID chip. Encased in glass with one end dark and the other metallic. Even the size is almost exactly the same.

Which of these two is the Napoleon chip? If you can't tell, then is it Mystery Solved?

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http://wafflesatnoon...lean-microchip/

Edited by DieChecker, 21 April 2014 - 11:39 PM.

Here at Intel we make processors on 12 inch wafers. And, the individual processors on the wafers are called die. And, I am employed to check these die. That is why I am the DieChecker.

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 08:56 AM

View PostCherrypress, on 21 April 2014 - 08:45 AM, said:

Quite possibly.. Legend also says he used to ride into battle on a giant squirrel which had lasers for eyes! So anythings possible............

I thought he used sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads !

https://www.youtube....h?v=Q5BAnPeXYTI

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:19 PM

So Napolean was abducted by aliens and given advanced war tactics and he still lost at Waterloo. Sounds legit!


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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:49 PM

View PostCeridwen_9, on 20 April 2014 - 03:01 PM, said:

oh wow...my  first thread, and I have only 7 posts here after being here since feb 2014. so way to go on making a member feel welcome.  and i did say i doubt it's real but i would see what people think here. well sorry but i guess i won't even try to contribute here anymore.

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 10:50 PM

View PostPoltergeistnz, on 22 April 2014 - 10:19 PM, said:

So Napolean was abducted by aliens and given advanced war tactics and he still lost at Waterloo. Sounds legit!

The Aliens were visiting Alpha Centauri so the signal to Nappy's brain was iffy.


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Posted 22 April 2014 - 11:45 PM

View PostMekelyn, on 22 April 2014 - 10:50 PM, said:

The Aliens were visiting Alpha Centauri so the signal to Nappy's brain was iffy.

Oh that explains it. I now believe this story! LOL  Good one :)


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:26 AM


Posted ImageRlyeh, on 20 April 2014 - 11:04 AM, said:


Maybe that was implanted in his skull?


View PostHarte, on 20 April 2014 - 04:34 PM, said:

No, I think that is where it was removed from.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 10:22 AM

View Postlightly, on 23 April 2014 - 12:26 AM, said:

i think they should have checked under his vest .

You are on to something, he obviously had something important stashed away in there :yes:

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Maybe the on/off switch ?

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 02:53 PM

View PostNoteverythingisaconspiracy, on 22 April 2014 - 08:56 AM, said:

I thought he used sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads !

https://www.youtube....h?v=Q5BAnPeXYTI
you fool.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 07:25 PM

View PostDieChecker, on 21 April 2014 - 04:52 AM, said:

Reading up on Napoleon, what I find interesting is that he was recorded by French historians as 5 foot 2 inches, because the French were using an "inch" that was a sixteenth or so longer then the English inch. So the same messurement in English inches would be 5 foot 6 inches.

As to this guy saying he found a chip, I'll believe it when I see the bone scar in the skull and that it matches this supposed implant.

http://en.wikipedia....ement_in_France

I don't understand, so someone please explain this to me because I'm missing something here. If the French were using a measuring stick that was longer than the English, how can Napoleon be taller in English units?

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 07:56 PM

View PostPerceptivum, on 23 April 2014 - 07:25 PM, said:

I don't understand, so someone please explain this to me because I'm missing something here. If the French were using a measuring stick that was longer than the English, how can Napoleon be taller in English units?
Because each unit is smaller so you need more of them to make the same height.

5 foot 2 inches in French inches = 62 longer French inches
5 foot 6 inches in English inches = 66 shorter English inches
62 French inches = 66 English inches

Here at Intel we make processors on 12 inch wafers. And, the individual processors on the wafers are called die. And, I am employed to check these die. That is why I am the DieChecker.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 08:15 PM

But the French unit wasn't smaller, it was "sixteenth or so longer" than the English unit (or so you quoted before).  Aren't you're calculations backward?  If 1 French unit = 14, and 1 English unit = 12; 62 French units would actually be 53.15 English units.

Edited by Perceptivum, 23 April 2014 - 08:31 PM.

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