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New and Terrifying "Happy" Meal!

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#1    DecoNoir


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Posted 20 May 2014 - 11:58 PM


McDonald’s Happy Meal mascot conjures up many feelings, but not one of them seems to be “happy," as the thing is downright frightening. When McDonald’s tweeted a photo of their new Happy Meal mascot asking people to “Say hello to our newest friend,”Twitter caught on fire with people expressing how scary this thing looks, according to CNN Money on May 20


What can I say, it goddamn terrifying! Look at those dead eyes... they're watching.

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 12:18 AM

Holy sh!t

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 12:23 AM

We do want kids cutting down on fast food.

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 12:36 AM

What were they thinking....

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 01:09 AM

LOL!  I like it, too bad I don't much like their food anymore.

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 01:46 AM

The Hamburgler is far more creepy to me.

I miss the days when their fries were fried in lard.

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 02:38 AM

It looks cool!

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 02:43 AM

In all honesty, I kind of admire the batshit insanity of it. Every time I look at it I burst out in laughter. So it kind of does its job.

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 02:47 AM

That's creepy and funny as heck at the same time!

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 05:52 AM

scariness aside, i'm just not sure how that design promotes healthy eating habits. is it the teeth? the far, far too white and even, hauntingly photo-realistic teeth?

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 08:13 AM

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 03:47 PM

And people thought the Quizno's fur ball rats were a bad idea for advertising food...

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 04:00 PM

There's a colony of them in my loft, but the Environment Agency informs me I can't get rid of them because they're a protected species!

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Posted 22 May 2014 - 02:05 AM

..what is supposed to be so scary about it and why assume that all kids will find it creepy?

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