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Did Jesus survive the crucifixion?

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#46    docyabut2

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:52 PM

Joseph of Aramethia was Jesus`s uncle no one could have taken the body but a relative.Who else would have given Jesus his tomb.


http://en.wikipedia....ph_of_Arimathea

Edited by docyabut2, 21 July 2014 - 10:03 PM.


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 01:43 AM

View Postdocyabut2, on 21 July 2014 - 09:52 PM, said:

Joseph of Aramethia was Jesus`s uncle no one could have taken the body but a relative.Who else would have given Jesus his tomb.


http://en.wikipedia....ph_of_Arimathea
The story that Joseph was Mary's, or Joseph's (Mary's husband) uncle can be traced back only as far as the Medeival period. People wanted to be descended (Genealogy became really important when nobles needed justification to rule.) from famous people and so Joseph of Arimathea was a good target, as were Mary and Joseph of Nazareth. Very few Biblical scholars believe that to be true.

Who else would give Jesus their tomb? Have you read the Bible? Jesus's followers were just about fanatics. Any of them that had money would have bought him a tomb.

Plus it says that Joseph had to go and Beg for the body. A family member wouldn't have had to beg for the body, just ask for it.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 03:27 PM

I have read a lot of theories about Jesus' possible survival after his crucifixion, even that it wasn't him who was being crucified, but his son, look-alike, brother, and so on.

But IF he was crucified, and IF he survived, then why did no one notice..... he had problems walking after he got 7-inch nails hammered through though the bones of his feet??

It's these tiny details that I like, heh.


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 03:31 PM

View PostDieChecker, on 19 July 2014 - 12:41 AM, said:

It is Islam where they are taught that Judas was substituted for Jesus...

http://www.fortresso...s-on-the-cross/

Also appears to come out of the Gnostic Gospel of Barnabas...

Actually, the idea was around long before the Qur'an was even 'received' by Mohammad.

You can find hints at this in the Nag Hammadi manuscripts, all of which are centuries older than the Gospel of Barnabas.

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Edited by Abramelin, 22 July 2014 - 03:31 PM.


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:34 PM

View PostAbramelin, on 22 July 2014 - 03:31 PM, said:

Actually, the idea was around long before the Qur'an was even 'received' by Mohammad.

You can find hints at this in the Nag Hammadi manuscripts, all of which are centuries older than the Gospel of Barnabas.

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 03:43 AM

View Postthird_eye, on 22 July 2014 - 06:34 PM, said:

Hey Abe ... how goes ? :)

I believe the 'alternative' don't go very far or carry much around these here parts .. :lol:

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