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Aggressive seagulls could be 'drunk'

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 08:42 PM

With a fondness for high pitched screaming, leaving a mess and eating questionable food, Britain's seagulls often act like drunken teenagers on a night out.

So perhaps it is no surprise that experts believe the birds may be behaving worse than ever this summer because they are indeed 'drunk' - not from alcohol, but from feasting on flying ants.


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Posted 29 July 2014 - 08:53 PM

Poor flying ants, we could see an end to them once the park benchers hear about this.

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 08:54 PM

Tell me when the seagulls get a "Linda forever" tattoo.

We can talk about corrective behavior then.

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 10:40 AM

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 10:41 AM

Aggressive seagulls could be
'drunk' on flying ants
"flying ants drinking Stella make seagulls agressive" shocker!
film at eleven....

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 04:42 PM

IF the seagulls can get drunk from formic acid, we need to determine how their stomachs do that.   We could start a whole new industry; Antohol.  Beer, Vodka, Whiskey.  We could mine for ants and get rid of the critters.

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 08:01 PM

If we put them all in rehab they would still be less annoying than Sandra Bullock in 28 Days ...

Sorry, did I say that out loud?

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 08:06 PM

I know the squirels around here love fermented fruit....you can catch them raiding trash cans at the park and getting tipsy.

I've never seen a drunk seagull and I don't think I'd want to...if they poop indiscriminately while sober, then......???

That could be really bad.

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 08:07 PM

View PostCalibeliever, on 30 July 2014 - 08:01 PM, said:

If we put them all in rehab they would still be less annoying than Sandra Bullock in 28 Days ...

Sorry, did I say that out loud?

Come on, Soso from Orange Is the New Black is alot more annoying than that!

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 12:02 AM

I'm sorry, but how can a gaggle of lice infested birds be a menace? Grab a bat, grab the family, and go get dinner.

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 03:45 PM

Seagulls are a nuance, menace and a real pain where i live, by the coast (South Devon), but i havnt seen any flying ants yet!

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 04:51 PM

thats because the seagulls already got to them.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:58 PM

When sober they are at least a bit polite, and pose the rhetorical question; "Mine???" - before they snatch your hot-dog right out of your hand.
I hate to see them drunk.

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