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#1    FollowTheTrail

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 11:23 PM

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator!

Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell!

Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Despresso!

Q: What happens when you tell a joke to an egg?
A: It cracks up laughing!

Q: How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
A: With Tyrannosaurus checks!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Steal that hot dog's chair!

Q: Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
A: He took them to a pignic!

Q: What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
A: Sleep somewhere else!

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:03 AM

[groan]  :yes:


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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:19 AM

I love the Penguin biscuit wrapper jokes too :no:

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:56 AM

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"You do not teach the paths of the forest to an old gorilla."


"It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired."


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Posted 30 July 2014 - 01:00 AM

View PostRose-Red Howler, on 30 July 2014 - 12:19 AM, said:

I love the Penguin biscuit wrapper jokes too :no:
why do penguins never succeed? -they always get cold feet! :D

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 02:40 AM

Q: What do you call the squishy stuff in between an elephants toes?

A: Slow Tourists

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:24 PM

View Postmagikgoddess, on 30 July 2014 - 02:40 AM, said:

Q: What do you call the squishy stuff in between an elephants toes?

A: Slow Tourists
good one! :yes:

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:27 PM

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion?
A: I don't know, but when it talks, you'd better listen!

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You are too young to smoke."

Q: How do you know, if a restaurant has a clown as a chef?
A: When the food tastes funny!

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:31 PM

Q: How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:34 PM

View PostFollowTheTrail, on 30 July 2014 - 12:27 PM, said:

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion?
A: I don't know, but when it talks, you'd better listen!

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You are too young to smoke."

Q: How do you know, if a restaurant has a clown as a chef?
A: When the food tastes funny!
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: How can you tell that a vampire is sick?
A: By his coffin.

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:44 PM

Wallygator Investigator :)

I love them jokes about cars, Yugo 45 especially :D I've been told those are american jokes about this car but not sure.

Q : How do you call shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
A : Passangers

Q : How do you call a Yugo at the top of the hill?
A : A miracle

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:45 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 30 July 2014 - 12:34 PM, said:

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: How can you tell that a vampire is sick?
A: By his coffin.
lol ^_^

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:49 PM

View PostSir Smoke aLot, on 30 July 2014 - 12:44 PM, said:

Wallygator Investigator :)

I love them jokes about cars, Yugo 45 especially :D I've been told those are american jokes about this car but not sure.

Q : How do you call shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
A : Passangers

Q : How do you call a Yugo at the top of the hill?
A : A miracle
I love those jokes too! They're just hilarious! :D

Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A: Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.). If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.

Q: What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A: The bus schedule.

Q: Why do Yugo's have a heater for the back window?
A: To keep your hands warm when pushing.

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 01:21 PM

View PostFollowTheTrail, on 30 July 2014 - 12:49 PM, said:

Q: Why do Yugo's have a heater for the back window?
A: To keep your hands warm when pushing.

LOL I like that one.

One of my old band mates had a Yugo in the late 80's. He actually loved that car and it was pretty amazing how much music equipment he could fit in it.

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 01:57 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 30 July 2014 - 01:21 PM, said:

LOL I like that one.

One of my old band mates had a Yugo in the late 80's. He actually loved that car and it was pretty amazing how much music equipment he could fit in it.

Equipment only? :)

Bands here bring their supporters with them, there is a place in Yugo, for everyone :D



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