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The Butt Smuggler

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#1    Eldorado

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 06:24 PM

Prison visitor looks and/or acts suspicious so gets a cavity search.

'Searchers found: two mobile phones, two batteries, pliers, two drill bits, eight pieces of hacksaw blade, five nails and three sim cards in his anal cavity.'
Source and nice photo of his swag:
http://www.crimelibr...butt/index.html

He'll be the butt of jokes for rest of his life now.


#2    Child of Bast

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 06:25 PM

People scare me with the things they shove up their bum. *shudders*

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#3    George Ford

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 06:59 PM

That story reminds me of this one time at Band Camp..

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#4    :PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 07:23 PM

I have a feeling the butt smuggler will soon realize the irony of his talents in the prison showers.

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 07:26 PM

Excellent!! An @rse like a wizards sleeve ....I bet the searchers would have been more impressed if the anal hoard had been followed by a string of bunting, a bunch of flowers and a few doves for good measure :D

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 07:27 PM

Umm, wow! That's really all I can say, wow! :unsure2:

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#7    DefenceMinisterMishkin

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 07:30 PM

And now we are all faced with trying to top that impressive haul.. :lol:

*Goes to lube my butt

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#8    StRoostifer

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 07:42 PM

View PostDefenceMinisterMishkin, on 05 August 2014 - 07:30 PM, said:

And now we are all faced with trying to top that impressive haul.. :lol:

*Goes to lube my butt

Whoaa! The instructions clearly state " do not try this at home!". Or anywhere else for that matter. :P

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#9    JVG

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 12:05 AM

All I can say is ouch....


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Posted 06 August 2014 - 12:53 AM

How long has he been at this sort of thing? :unsure2:  I imagine this takes practice. Or maybe I don't want to imagine :wacko:

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#11    :PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 01:59 PM

View PostDefenceMinisterMishkin, on 05 August 2014 - 07:30 PM, said:

And now we are all faced with trying to top that impressive haul.. :lol:

*Goes to lube my butt

Try not to clog the toilet once you're done LOL!

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