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You’ve Got Face Mites

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 09:27 PM

Every single one of you - 100 percent of you reading this right now - has face mites. Before you break out the exfoliating scrubs and disinfectant, it's completely normal to have little animals living on your skin. And your pore pets are cute! Look at it wiggle its wee stubby legs!

http://www.wired.com...got-face-mites/

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 09:34 PM

We are bags of bacteria covered in bugs!

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 10:21 PM

Maybe I should start charging mine rent.


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 02:08 PM

Yuck!

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 04:18 PM

View PostSheWomanCatTypeThing, on 28 August 2014 - 10:21 PM, said:

Maybe I should start charging mine rent.

LOL! I was thinking the same thing! :D


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 05:12 PM

Drown them in the shower every morning, then have a shave, or vice versa, the survivors can have a free ride until the next morning.
(bathe your face in whisky it kills all known bugs...but that would be a waste of good Scotch...)

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:30 PM

I didn't need to know about the male genitals.  Now all I can think about is him rubbing that all over my face. Yuk


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:01 PM

man, everyone must be reading about face mites recently. i mite have been about to post that same article myself.

ahem.

seriously though, that's one of my favorite blogs.





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