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"Deep Thoughts From Supermodels"

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#1    Slater

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Posted 28 December 2004 - 03:01 PM

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Posted 28 December 2004 - 03:17 PM

"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson

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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:01 PM

Boy, and I thought I had problems. Poor Cindy had to try on 250 bathing suits... rolleyes.gif
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:06 PM

"When I model I'm pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."
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There it is ladies. You HAVE to be stupid, to be a model.
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:15 PM

QUOTE(BurnSide @ Dec 28 2004, 06:06 PM)

There it is ladies. You HAVE to be stupid, to be a model.

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I think thats being a little presumptuous hun. Not all models are stupid and there is nothing stupid in being a model.


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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:16 PM

Why do the Beautiful ones have to be the stupid ones?

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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:21 PM

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"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson

"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
  --Cindy Crawford

"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"

"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."
   
"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
    --Claudia Schiffer

"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."
    --Carol Alt

"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
    --Linda Evangelista

"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
    --Linda Evangelista

"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:23 PM

QUOTE(Lottie @ Dec 28 2004, 01:15 PM)
I think thats being a little presumptuous hun. Not all models are stupid and there is nothing stupid in being a model.

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I was just making a wisecrack on what that supermodel said about 'you can't think'. I wasn't being serious. original.gif Stereyotype joke.
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:24 PM

grin2.gif I thought it was funny

Everyone makes stupid comments like that in their life though...so lets not be too critical...even if it is absolutely mind blowing...lol

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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:25 PM

QUOTE(BurnSide @ Dec 28 2004, 06:23 PM)
QUOTE(Lottie @ Dec 28 2004, 01:15 PM)
I think thats being a little presumptuous hun. Not all models are stupid and there is nothing stupid in being a model.

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I was just making a wisecrack on what that supermodel said about 'you can't think'. I wasn't being serious. original.gif Stereyotype joke.

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I thought you were...just checking! grin2.gif

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Posted 28 December 2004 - 09:14 PM

some of those models must breathe in way too much nail polish......
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 09:56 PM

remember team...they are supermodels...they are not our everyday people...big "pockets", big "racks", and "mink" hair. society too focused on them...
explains why they say the things they say.
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 02:19 AM

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:21 AM

his just further fuels my hatred for most celebrities
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:26 AM

Were we expecting anything more from glorified coat hangers?

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