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"Deep Thoughts From Supermodels"
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:01 PM
Boy, and I thought I had problems. Poor Cindy had to try on 250 bathing suits... 
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:06 PM
"When I model I'm pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."
--Paulina Porizkova
There it is ladies. You HAVE to be stupid, to be a model.
--Paulina Porizkova
There it is ladies. You HAVE to be stupid, to be a model.
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:15 PM
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Dec 28 2004, 06:06 PM)
There it is ladies. You HAVE to be stupid, to be a model.
I think thats being a little presumptuous hun. Not all models are stupid and there is nothing stupid in being a model.
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:16 PM
Why do the Beautiful ones have to be the stupid ones?
"I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." -- Christie Brinkley
And?
"I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." -- Christie Brinkley
And?
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:21 PM
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"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson
"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
--Cindy Crawford
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."
"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
--Claudia Schiffer
"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."
--Carol Alt
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
--Linda Evangelista
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
--Linda Evangelista
"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."
--Veronica Webb
and finally, the worst of them all-"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
--Cindy Crawford
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."
"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
--Claudia Schiffer
"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."
--Carol Alt
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
--Linda Evangelista
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
--Linda Evangelista
"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."
--Veronica Webb
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"I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress."
--Cameron Diaz
my my....what spoiled children --Cameron Diaz
You may believe i'm a gullible fool, but look whos gullible now.
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:23 PM
QUOTE(Lottie @ Dec 28 2004, 01:15 PM)
I think thats being a little presumptuous hun. Not all models are stupid and there is nothing stupid in being a model.
I was just making a wisecrack on what that supermodel said about 'you can't think'. I wasn't being serious.
Stereyotype joke.
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:24 PM
I thought it was funnyEveryone makes stupid comments like that in their life though...so lets not be too critical...even if it is absolutely mind blowing...lol
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:25 PM
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Dec 28 2004, 06:23 PM)
QUOTE(Lottie @ Dec 28 2004, 01:15 PM)
I think thats being a little presumptuous hun. Not all models are stupid and there is nothing stupid in being a model.
I was just making a wisecrack on what that supermodel said about 'you can't think'. I wasn't being serious.
Stereyotype joke.I thought you were...just checking!
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 09:14 PM
some of those models must breathe in way too much nail polish......
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 09:56 PM
remember team...they are supermodels...they are not our everyday people...big "pockets", big "racks", and "mink" hair. society too focused on them...
explains why they say the things they say.
JUST MY THOUGHT
explains why they say the things they say.
JUST MY THOUGHT
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 02:19 AM
I remember seeing "Alien From LA" (Kathy Ireland's movie). It was on Mystery Science Theater 3000 (funniest TV show ever) and it was a riot!
If it looks like sarcasm it probably is.......
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:21 AM
his just further fuels my hatred for most celebrities
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