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#1261    Miss Shadows

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Posted 05 August 2012 - 06:27 PM

I took my wife to dinner the other night and when the waiter asked me how I'd like my steak, I told him medium-rare, so he asked me "But, aren't you worried about the mad cow?" and I told him "Nah, she can order for herself."


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Posted 07 August 2012 - 02:24 PM

Two guys walk into a bar, and one of em falls down.





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