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#1 User is offline   Daughter of the Nine Moons 


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Posted 07 April 2005 - 05:57 AM

Saw this on another board. The thrust of this challenge is to create a series of haiku that are linked -- the last line of one is the first line of the next and so on ...



smelling rotting corpse
found a hobo in my bed
looks like Ron Howard


looks like Ron Howard
with his dentists drill in hand
I will take the gas

so the next haiku starts with ...

I will take the gas

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:00 AM

I will take the gas
you can blame us, we ate beans
wholesome squishy snack
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:00 AM

wholesome squishy snack
with an old man's toothless mouth
I eat lime jello
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:03 AM

I eat lime jello
put it under Moe's armpits
we dance, heap big fun
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:03 AM

we dance, heap big fun
naked hippies round a fire
ouch! watch out for sparks

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:09 AM

ouch! watch out for sparks
burned hair like Michael Jackson
whose your daddy now?


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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:11 AM

whose your daddy now?
drop some dollars daddy on
your sweet baby girl
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:20 AM

your sweet baby girl
smiles resplendent, birthday gilt.
cupcakes and ice cream.
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:28 AM

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I will take the gas:



i will take the gas

take a deep breath, it's your last

down goes the ski mask


drive up to the house

peering eyes, no witnesses

relief, no police


cut through the back door.

images of girls and whores.

mercy. oh dear lord.


i come to his bed.

beat his body, gaged and bound

he moans and makes sounds


rapist. molester.

little girls safe and sound

daughters and moms too


spread the gas around

with match lit, smile and big grin

"even trade" i say

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Apocalypse: I am the rocks of the eternal shore; Crash against me and be broken!
::Gambit crashes his jet into Apocalypse::

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:32 AM

Cool Cajun (edit I re- read it and it was a very cool haiku)

but your haiku
should start with snuffy's last line.

cupcakes and ice cream.

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:52 AM

cupcakes and ice cream.

is fun to make with the teams.

please don't eat with beans.


bannana ice cream

gives headache. get a good rest

tonight i will dream.


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Jean: Jubilee, we come into this world alone -- and we leave the same way... The time we spend in between... time spent alive, sharing, learning... together... is all that makes life worth living. Uncanny X-Men #303

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 01:01 PM

tonight I will dream
danger; adventure await
dragons sail the sea
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 01:29 PM

dragons sail the sea
just to die in the waters
what a suicide
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 02:00 PM

what a suicide
to watch the lemmings leap from
cliff, smashed on the rocks
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 11:20 PM

cliff smashed on the rocks
then cliff's friend took a photo
his name was Winky
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