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#16 User is offline   Kismit 


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Posted 08 April 2005 - 12:02 AM

His name is Winky
A smillie little fellow
who likes to tickle
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 12:16 AM

Who likes to tickle
Pricky pokey cactuses
I need chocolate
You may believe i'm a gullible fool, but look whos gullible now.

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Posted 08 April 2005 - 12:21 AM

I need chocolate
dark and creamy it is good
it's no Bill Shatner
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 12:24 AM

Its no Bill Shatner
He should date Martha Stewert
Decorate my home
You may believe i'm a gullible fool, but look whos gullible now.

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Posted 08 April 2005 - 12:34 AM

Decorate my home
Drape it in fine furnishings
Make it worth my buck.


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Posted 08 April 2005 - 01:18 AM

make it worth my buck
i'm looking for peking duck
on a piece of toast
ottawa senators hockey


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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:16 AM

on a piece of toast
rest jimmys severed finger
he bites, yum crunchy
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:20 AM

he bites, yum crunchy
groovy granola snackies
peace out my brother
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:21 AM

peace out my brother
I choke my dog with toothpaste
he foams at mouth now
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:31 AM

he foams at mouth now
alka seltzer overload
gastronomic bliss

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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:34 AM

gastronomic bliss
a belly full of butter
greasy belches smite
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:38 AM

greasy belches smite
t'was sloppy joes for dinner
oh the joy and bliss
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:39 AM

oh the joy and bliss
when a flea bites your left ear
we like to scratch

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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:43 AM

we like to scratch
lottery tickets, oh yes
shall win the big one
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:45 AM

shall win the big one
then we shall flip the birdy!
have at thee, Mammy!
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