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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:48 AM

have at thee, Mammy!
give them children some shortning
bread and maybe tea
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:49 AM

bread and maybe tea
roll around in a tub full
this makes us dirty
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:56 AM

this makes us dirty
they say, but self love will not
grow hair on your palms
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 04:59 AM

grow hair on your palms
yes we are blind now also
astro glide is gone
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:02 AM

astro glide is gone
lotions and lubes, empty tubes
beware tiger balm
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:03 AM

beware tiger balm
makes for strong grips, this hurts us
she likes it gentle
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:08 AM

she likes it gentle
strength without force, soft
cannot be broken

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Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:09 AM

cannot be broken
but tied up and spanked hearty
we practice safe groove
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:11 AM

we practice safe groove
don't go to bed kiddies with
out your rubber boots

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Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:13 AM

out your rubber boots
use the ribbed ones she will like
no need to thank us
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:17 AM

no need to thank us
unless you really wish too,
yes you should thank us!

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Posted 08 April 2005 - 06:04 AM

yes you should thank us!
we payed you in cheese doodles
you gave us great joy
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 06:09 AM

you gave us great joy
a battery powered toy
a choo-choo train set

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Posted 08 April 2005 - 06:11 AM

a choo choo train set
now all aboard the Moe train
next stop, middle earth
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Posted 08 April 2005 - 06:13 AM

next stop, middle earth
see quests, kings and magic rings
legolas lives here
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