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Skunk Ape Bite

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Poll: Have you been bitten by the Skunk Ape? (16 member(s) have cast votes)

Have you been bitten by the Skunk Ape?

  1. Yes (3 votes [18.75%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.75%

  2. No (7 votes [43.75%])

    Percentage of vote: 43.75%

  3. Maybe (1 votes [6.25%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.25%

  4. I thought so, but it was my wife. (4 votes [25.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 25.00%

  5. I thought so, but it was just me. (1 votes [6.25%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.25%

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#1    Delacorr


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Posted 11 June 2003 - 04:52 PM

                                                      I just want to know how many other unlucky people have also been stricken by what as known as Skunkbitus, or the sickness following a bite from the Skunk Ape. I had been travelling in the high grass areas of Ft. Lauderdale, when I veered of course into an alley. In between The Last Minutes and The Golden Age retirement homes, I was approached by an ape-like humanoid. I had drank a lot earlier and I thought it was just an after effect of that crazy thing called alchohol, and I perceived it just my imagination. To my disgust and surprise, the next morning there were a series of bite marks all over my left arm and genital area. It smelt of vomit, rotten eggs, and grandma. After taking my...advil...the pain went away and I was back to normal. It took a few weeks to heal and i experienced severe diarrhea and a runny nose over the period of time. I had to get my stomac pumped too! laugh.gif Please give me your feedback!                                                      

#2    djdodo



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Posted 11 June 2003 - 05:36 PM

                                                      Thanks to God .. haven't had that experience yet ..  laugh.gif                                                      

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#3    Lillian416


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Posted 12 June 2003 - 11:06 AM

                                                       blink.gif ummmmmm, nooooo.....I will..ah..keep an eye out......are you serious?  No, really....are you?? blink.gif  blink.gif                                                      

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#4    Althalus


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Posted 12 June 2003 - 12:17 PM

                                                      Nasty, thankfully we do not have them over here in the UK. Not by where I live anyway.                                                      

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#5    aerialhippo


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Posted 12 June 2003 - 04:23 PM

                                                      funny story i should tell you people some time laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif
heheheheh good times heheheh                                                      

#6    Lillian416


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Posted 12 June 2003 - 05:20 PM

                                                      this is so off the topic, but I did respond above, buut...I find this little guy blink.gif to be the cutest smile...I just love the way he blinks so dumbfoundedly.....sorry again *but isn't he cute!**sneaking out the door quietly whistling.gif *                                                      

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#7    loganXman



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Posted 12 June 2003 - 05:28 PM

                                                      wut little guy? im lost.

and are u serious VOX. wut is a skunk ape?  huh.gif                                                      

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#8    Magikman


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Posted 12 June 2003 - 11:52 PM


Seems we've discovered the 'real' cause of the monkey-pox outbreak.  w00t.gif
Quick, someone contact the CDC.                                                      

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#9    neen


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Posted 13 June 2003 - 12:07 AM

                                                      lol @ Lillian and MM laugh.gif

I think they would of pumped your stomach for other reasons rather than from a skunk ape bite whistling.gif                                                      

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#10    Bizarro


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Posted 13 June 2003 - 03:48 AM

                                                      Logan, this oaf isnt Vox.  he just absconded with Vox's avatar.                                                        

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adrift amongst space,
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not with Earth, but my face...
i wonder if id even know,
at what time i might,
be passed off like an old style
and by the meteor be smite?

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