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#16    snuffypuffer

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Posted 20 July 2003 - 06:47 PM

Maybe, and this is just wishful thinking on my part, just maybe, Anakin's trip to the Dark Side begins when he finally snaps and cuts Jar Jar into several pieces, and serves his entrails to a bunch of Jawas at Dex's Diner on Curuscant.  Please, please let this happen.

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Posted 23 July 2003 - 04:00 AM

Mace Windu's last battle is supposedly going to be unforgetable. And I read not long ago that Christopher Lee hasn't even started his scenes yet  sad.gif  


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Posted 23 July 2003 - 04:57 PM

oh yeah the Mandalorians are going to kickass since they all look like the Fetts....
i hope this makes up for the last 2 movies thumbsup.gif  


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Posted 23 July 2003 - 05:34 PM

what's a Jar Jar?  or an AOTC?  dontgetit.gif


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Posted 23 July 2003 - 06:32 PM

What needs to happen for Lucas to redeem himself:

1) Get Portman to give a non-wooden performance.  Nat, honey, we all saw The Professional, we know you can do it!

2) No more cutsey crap for the kids.  That includes, but is not limited to: Jar Jar, Podraces, C3PO one liners, farting, and so on.

3) More decapitations.  When Jango took down that charging rhino thingie, I was like "That's a bad man!" and then when Mace Jackson cut off Jango's head, I was saying "Correction.  THAT is a bad man!"  Also, more disarming.  That's been an element in every movie.

4) Play a big trick on us.  We already know what's going to happen, but throw a wrench in we didn't see coming, i.e. Senetor Palpatine and Darth Sidious being two different people, Darth Tyranus switching sides, Obi-Wan fathering one of the "twins", (ooooh!), Mace Jackson falling to the dark side, ect.

5) Make it pg-13.  Put blood in it.  More adult themes.

Ok, that's my list, anyone have something else? thumbsup.gif  

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Posted 23 July 2003 - 07:55 PM

Just saw Nemesis 10 minutes ago, schadeaux  grin2.gif

Edited by colorless, 10 December 2004 - 09:08 PM.


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Posted 24 July 2003 - 07:05 AM

QUOTE (Sukato-San @ Jul 23 2003, 06:32 PM)
What needs to happen for Lucas to redeem himself:

1) Get Portman to give a non-wooden performance.  Nat, honey, we all saw The Professional, we know you can do it!

2) No more cutsey crap for the kids.  That includes, but is not limited to: Jar Jar, Podraces, C3PO one liners, farting, and so on.

...

5) Make it pg-13.  Put blood in it.  More adult themes.

Ok, that's my list, anyone have something else? thumbsup.gif

You know....

If they are going to break the mould with this one and go for a higher rating, I suggest that Portman can act as wooden as she desires providing she does so naked.

Sample Script from Ep III:

Guard: Boba Fett!  You have returned!
Boba Fett: I have brought this boyish, hairless driod for the Emperor.
Guard: He will be most pleased.

UHH... OH... OH GOD... BEEP-BOOP... UUHH... oo... YES!


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Posted 24 July 2003 - 12:59 PM

*laughs*  Well, ok, I can go with you on that one.  Let's not limit ourselves to just a naked Portman, though.  I'll bet we can find an excuse to cast Winona Ryder and get her nekkid too!  tongue.gif

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