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I would like to thank all the voters for not voting for me. Much like the Buffalo Bills, the Atlanta Braves, and Susan Lucci, I managed to get into final voting in no less than five categories, and not place higher than second in a damned one of them. I believe this in itself is a grand achievement, and something I'm not ashamed to say I'm proud of. For it is an honor to be nominated. A priveledge to win. But it is a special achievement to fail so spectacularly, on so grand a stage, so many times.
I am not bitter, oh no. For I have gained a place in all your hearts in another way. Let my failure be a beacon to you all. A light that shines in the darkness. I implore you all, heed my words, and let my losing streak continue into the future. Let Snuffy's Collossal Failure become an institution here at UM. I know I can do it, with all your help, my faithful chilluns.
UM Awards 2005: The Results Final Results: The votes are in
#31
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Let's get happy!
Posted 11 July 2005 - 04:54 AM
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#32
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Asiel, the Official 'Dark Watcher Malach' of the Steel Circle.
Posted 11 July 2005 - 05:05 AM
Congrats to all the winners. 
Now, I want to see what your sigs are gonna look like with your new titles lol
See, I am not the most Bizzarest of them all, (nor an alien), Moe is! Moe IS! Guilty as charged on both counts.
LOL
Now, I want to see what your sigs are gonna look like with your new titles lolSee, I am not the most Bizzarest of them all, (nor an alien), Moe is! Moe IS! Guilty as charged on both counts.
LOL
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Angel Gabriel, The Prophecy Pt 1:
'It's a big universe Jerry and some things in it are talking monkey work. Monkeys, like you.'
Ashley's Surrealism
Angel Gabriel, The Prophecy Pt 1:
'It's a big universe Jerry and some things in it are talking monkey work. Monkeys, like you.'
Ashley's Surrealism
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Posted 11 July 2005 - 05:13 AM
Here is an award for SaRuMan...
And something for all of the other winners...
And something for all of the other winners...
Yellow Smiley offers me X
Like he's drinkin’ 7-Up
I would rather drink 6 razor blades
Razor blades from a paper cup
He can't understand, I say 2 tough
It's just that I've seen the future and, boy, it's rough
-Prince, 'The Future'
Like he's drinkin’ 7-Up
I would rather drink 6 razor blades
Razor blades from a paper cup
He can't understand, I say 2 tough
It's just that I've seen the future and, boy, it's rough
-Prince, 'The Future'
#34
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"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur"
Posted 11 July 2005 - 05:26 AM
I would like to echo Burnsides sentiments, also, although truthfully, there could be no greater reward and/or award than to know that you are the creator of one of the most popular paranormal sites on the internet. Congratulations Saruman, your hard work and dedication are greatly appreciated. 
Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. ~ Carl Sagan
"...man has an irrepressible tendency to read meaning into the buzzing confusion of sights and sounds impinging on his senses; and where no agreed meaning can be found, he will provide it out of his own imagination." ~ Arthur Koestler
"...man has an irrepressible tendency to read meaning into the buzzing confusion of sights and sounds impinging on his senses; and where no agreed meaning can be found, he will provide it out of his own imagination." ~ Arthur Koestler
#35
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Ride the Air
Posted 11 July 2005 - 06:21 AM
Wow gj moe . three awards .
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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:07 AM
Thanks to everyone for your kind words, and also to Me Again for the award, I wondered where those unicorns had gone.
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Posted 11 July 2005 - 11:04 AM
QUOTE(snuffypuffer @ Jul 11 2005, 05:54 AM)
I would like to thank all the voters for not voting for me. Much like the Buffalo Bills, the Atlanta Braves, and Susan Lucci, I managed to get into final voting in no less than five categories, and not place higher than second in a damned one of them. I believe this in itself is a grand achievement, and something I'm not ashamed to say I'm proud of. For it is an honor to be nominated. A priveledge to win. But it is a special achievement to fail so spectacularly, on so grand a stage, so many times.
I am not bitter, oh no. For I have gained a place in all your hearts in another way. Let my failure be a beacon to you all. A light that shines in the darkness. I implore you all, heed my words, and let my losing streak continue into the future. Let Snuffy's Collossal Failure become an institution here at UM. I know I can do it, with all your help, my faithful chilluns.
I am not bitter, oh no. For I have gained a place in all your hearts in another way. Let my failure be a beacon to you all. A light that shines in the darkness. I implore you all, heed my words, and let my losing streak continue into the future. Let Snuffy's Collossal Failure become an institution here at UM. I know I can do it, with all your help, my faithful chilluns.
Loser
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Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:52 PM
Wow, a special mention, thanks SaRuMaN, although I think I speak for both myself and UniversalAbsurdity that all the credit cannot be given to us.
The other animators; Triniant, _Hailo_, Jeremy Rumbolt, Scorpius, cerberus, Dan'O and Jesus_Freak are all worthy of mention and it's with everyones time and effort that the Animation thread is what it is today.
Congratulations to everyone who received an award, and thanks again to SaRuMaN, dAz and all the Mods for making and maintaining our favourite forum so well
The other animators; Triniant, _Hailo_, Jeremy Rumbolt, Scorpius, cerberus, Dan'O and Jesus_Freak are all worthy of mention and it's with everyones time and effort that the Animation thread is what it is today.
Congratulations to everyone who received an award, and thanks again to SaRuMaN, dAz and all the Mods for making and maintaining our favourite forum so well
This post has been edited by thebarman: 11 July 2005 - 12:54 PM
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#39
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Coffee is the key to the Universe...
Posted 11 July 2005 - 06:58 PM
Allow me to offer my congratulations to the winners, and condolences to those that didn't (myself included).
Just be aware- I got nominated twice... I will only work harder to win next time...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahah *continue evil laughter until choking on own tongue*
Seriously, all those that won deserve it... though I really liked Lila's blinking cat... moreso than the cat eye, or the robed cat with lightening. Always made me smile
Just be aware- I got nominated twice... I will only work harder to win next time...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahah *continue evil laughter until choking on own tongue*
Seriously, all those that won deserve it... though I really liked Lila's blinking cat... moreso than the cat eye, or the robed cat with lightening. Always made me smile
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#40
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"Who made man's mouth? Who made the deaf, the mute, the seeing or the blind? Was it not I?"
Posted 12 July 2005 - 03:01 AM
Congrats to all the winners! I could have won all of those!
Just kidding, I stink!
Just kidding, I stink!
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 10:15 AM
Congratulations to all the winners and all thise short listed also.. Me_Again who gets that Voodoo doll of Saruman in your prize section?
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#42
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 02:41 PM
QUOTE(eveningsky339 @ Jul 12 2005, 04:01 AM)
Congrats to all the winners! I could have won all of those!
Just kidding, I stink!
Just kidding, I stink!
you do NOT STINK i do
This post has been edited by Magikman: 12 July 2005 - 05:29 PM
I am the damaged one,all my life and the damage done!
#43
- Voted Best Member 2005
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Everyone likes a smouldering and sexy glare from a diminutive scientist.
Posted 12 July 2005 - 02:44 PM
There is something odd about two people arguing which of them stinks more 
Apparantly, over on Exchristian.Net, they say that I'm "probably the smartest person" on UM....that is so cool...
#44
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may the horse of Caligula drop one in your senate building.
Posted 12 July 2005 - 05:24 PM
Perhaps they have infiltrated Top Secret documents from Saruman, regarding next years awards categories?
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"Who made man's mouth? Who made the deaf, the mute, the seeing or the blind? Was it not I?"
Posted 12 July 2005 - 07:42 PM
QUOTE(aliennobasoure @ Jul 12 2005, 10:41 AM)
QUOTE(eveningsky339 @ Jul 12 2005, 04:01 AM)
Congrats to all the winners! I could have won all of those!
Just kidding, I stink!
Just kidding, I stink!
you do NOT STINK i do
No I stink.