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#16    ShadyLady

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 12:05 AM

*Goes and gets a coke*


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Posted 24 July 2003 - 10:58 AM

there was a case a while back about this bloke who encountered some aliens described as humanoid about 6ft tall and wearing metal suits they asked this bloke for some water and the bloke gave them the water and the "aliens" made pancakes with them on a griddle (LOL) and they gave the bloke one to eat and he described them as "salty and without flavour" i got the nfo in a book arund here somewhere if anyone wants the full whack on the deal give us a shout. ph34r.gif  

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 09:06 PM

Ironic that it's either pancakes shaped like saucers or nothing...personally pancakes and aliens don't go together,i think?


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Posted 26 July 2003 - 01:05 AM

Why not Abducted?  Pancakes are yummy  tongue.gif  


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Posted 26 July 2003 - 02:12 AM

All jokes aside my theory on the little creepy things is that they are a type of plant possibly fungal in nature. Don't ask me how I came about this I just get that impression.  

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Posted 26 July 2003 - 03:13 AM

Okay... if they have no need to talk and absorb everything through their skin, why do they have a mouth at all?

What do they eat?  I don't know.  But if they drink gin, they can come drinking with me.


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Posted 26 July 2003 - 04:38 AM

QUOTE (Space Moose @ Jul 26 2003, 03:13 AM)
why do they have a mouth at all?

It may not have been such a long time that they did not talk for.  As time goes on and evolution continues, the mouth should disappear as it is no longer needed.


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Posted 26 July 2003 - 01:59 PM

creepy. i thought they were bad w/ mouths. anyway, we have three possibilities:
1. wafer thingies
2. bad tasting pancakes
3.absorb minerals and crap through skin

what about tacos? something tells me that aliens eat tacos...

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Posted 26 July 2003 - 02:01 PM

and do they use the bathroom? do they crap or pee at all? maybe they recycle... *shudder*... sad.gif

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Posted 26 July 2003 - 02:10 PM

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Absorb the resources they need that are around them. They absorb oxygen, minerals, and whatnot through their skin.


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It may not have been such a long time that they did not talk for. As time goes on and evolution continues, the mouth should disappear as it is no longer needed


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...they don't open they're mouths because they don't need to talk...they use the're minds


That's it. Shadylady and Abducted. I insist that you reveal the source of this intimate knowlege of alien physiology and projected evolutionary change.

I'm assuming, naturally, that it's from your own research (by research, here, I don't mean websites called things like Aliens R Us or UFO-A-Go-Go)


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Posted 26 July 2003 - 07:45 PM

They excrete through their mouths, because they're full of crap.  So many people talking out of they're asses, it makes sense.

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Posted 26 July 2003 - 08:52 PM

  huh.gif you could have a point...

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Posted 26 July 2003 - 09:23 PM

They do not crap or pee.  Toxins seep out from their skin (which would explain why many people claim them of having an offensive odor).


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Posted 27 July 2003 - 04:04 PM

Becouse I belive that meat eating is barbarian,
I belive that they, at least DONT eat meat.

I donīt know this, this is only a guess.
If they, where ever they are, are så intelligent and futuristic, from our point of view, they gone past meat eating 1000 years ago.

Now, I donīt judge anyone, I only think that they donīt know better. (humans)
Humans rape the earth and its living creatures.
What would an alien think??
That humans are NOT evil???
killing each other and hurting nature.
The big picture.
ops .. Iīm way off the subject here dontgetit.gif


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Posted 27 July 2003 - 04:22 PM

As far as the human bashing goes Ummm I hate to point out that your a human....sorry to shock you like that but reality is calling....


Meat eating Barbaric? Call me Conan.


And just an observation but, do you realise that 90% of plant eating creatures only purpose is food for the meat eating animals. ( yes there are meat eating animals are they barbaric?)

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