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#1    Abducted

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Posted 06 August 2003 - 09:10 PM

hmmmm...have you ever thought about the fact that if aliens did take over the earth what they would do with us....eat us,make us slaves,kill us,still do experiments...the possibilites are endless.


#2    Homer

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Posted 07 August 2003 - 01:17 AM

You misused the word 'fact' in your post. You said fact, and in the same sentence only two words away is the word 'if', and further in the same sentence you talk about the endless 'possibilities'.
Just thought you should know that the word 'fact' has no meaningful place in your post original.gif



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#3    Abducted

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Posted 07 August 2003 - 02:10 PM

true homer but what if aliens did take over...what do you think they would do?


#4    dust19

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Posted 07 August 2003 - 02:44 PM

teach us grammer in each one of our respective languages?


#5    Homer

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Posted 07 August 2003 - 08:50 PM

QUOTE (Abducted @ Aug 7 2003, 10:10 AM)
true homer but what if aliens did take over...what do you think they would do?

I think they would install me as the Supreme Leader of Earth, and then relinquish all authority to me, where they would then be rounded up and enslaved original.gif  

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#6    Abducted

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Posted 07 August 2003 - 09:37 PM

all hail homer lord of the...extraterresrials


#7    ShadyLady

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Posted 07 August 2003 - 11:08 PM

If Homer takes over, someone please mail me a gun.


#8    snuffypuffer

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Posted 07 August 2003 - 11:42 PM

Homer's not taking over, I am.  Gonna straighten this whole thing out.  First thing, flying robot cars for everyone.  Second thing, gonna put a stop to those pesky anal probes.  From now on, they have to take you to dinner and a movie first, and tell you they love you.  Just not fair any other way.

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#9    uranium101

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Posted 09 August 2003 - 08:35 PM

the gun's on the way. thumbsup.gif  

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Posted 10 August 2003 - 02:09 AM

Are you threatening me, Uranium?  That's just not nice, you shouldn't make threats to your almighty leader.  I'm gonna have to vaporize you, and you won't get a flying robot car.

Nothing to see here.

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Posted 10 August 2003 - 02:25 AM

snuffypuffer,
If you can make my flying robot car turbo charged, I'll be happy to have you take over. thumbsup.gif  
As far as the probing goes, it aint so bad after you get used to it  w00t.gif  

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#12    snuffypuffer

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Posted 10 August 2003 - 02:57 AM

You have a deal, Homer, you can be my secretary of defense.

Nothing to see here.

#13    uranium101

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Posted 10 August 2003 - 09:32 PM

wait till i tell the goverments of america and israel (my personal faves)! they shall put an end to your hover car conspiracy!!!! i need a lawyer, and i'll see you both in court!!!

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#14    snuffypuffer

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Posted 10 August 2003 - 11:37 PM

It's no conspiracy, Uranium, it's already happening.

Nothing to see here.

#15    uranium101

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Posted 11 August 2003 - 12:49 PM

oh... dontgetit.gif then it's hopeless... we are all gonna die...

Jesus died for everyone, but if you were the only person living, he'd still die just for you. --- Uranium101




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