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#16    Funi

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Posted 08 October 2005 - 03:50 PM

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Now, do you believe the aliens made the dinosaurs or do you believe they were here before the aliens supposedly came to earth?


They were here I suppose. And the aliens came and "civilised" the Earth. Or maybe the dinos were a previous scientific experiment. Who knows...

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Posted 08 October 2005 - 04:55 PM

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This is my theory, which is absolutely mine!!!

We are a hybrid between alien species and primates. That's why we can't understand the nature and we destroy our planet.

Also, which is a bit more fantastic...the aliens killed the dinos with a meteorite just to make people evolve faster and without any obstacles.

Let me see what do you think of my theory and myself.

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The hybrid between aliens and primates is to far fetched for me. We do share 98% of our genes with monkeys so only 2% is alien or just mutation?

and the nature thing is kind of stupid can you define nature i don't think nobody can and we are a part of nature so how are we destroying it when were acting according to our nature. grin2.gif

the meteorite that caused chicxulub or the probable meteorite that hit the atlantic ocean and made the trench in the middle of the atlantic could have killed the dinos, but I think it could have been plague .


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Posted 08 October 2005 - 04:58 PM

This is a bit nutty.

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Posted 08 October 2005 - 06:07 PM

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Some chemicals, some weapons, something. I expect you guys to give ideas.



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Posted 08 October 2005 - 06:09 PM

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Posted 08 October 2005 - 06:14 PM

this theory is totally riduculous and insane...thats all Im gonna say...
its too farfetched

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Posted 08 October 2005 - 09:10 PM

Okay Funi, another reason a "controlled by higher intelligence" extinction makes absolutely no sense is that perfectly harmless, tiny dinosuars were killed, yet crocodiles were not harmed, and these are just as dangerous to humans as dinosaurs.  In fact, with the dinos gone, one kind of croc evolved into a kind of allosaurus like creature that ran on its hind legs and chased down mammals, undoubtedly including the percursor primates to the Human race.  They ultimately died out as mammalian predators became more developed, but they were still succesful longer than we humans have ever been.

All of this, and the already aformentioned fact that there is no evidence at all for "alien dna" since virtually all of ours is identical to chimps suggests there is no hope for your theory, except maybe as the plot for a Saturday morning cartoon as this audience is less discerning in areas such as logic and science.


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Posted 09 October 2005 - 01:24 AM

wouldn't this be better off in the 'jokes' section?

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 01:51 AM

Oh, Funi?  No.  Just...no. no.gif

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 02:30 AM

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This is my theory, which is absolutely mine!!!

We are a hybrid between alien species and primates. That's why we can't understand the nature and we destroy our planet.

Also, which is a bit more fantastic...the aliens killed the dinos with a meteorite just to make people evolve faster and without any obstacles.

Let me see what do you think of my theory and myself.



Didn't you know that hybrids are sterile? Meaning that they can't produce offsprings...

If the human race were indeed a hybrid race between alien and primate, then every human that has ever been born wasn't concieved by a human, but rather from either an alien or an ape.

But since I have seen plenty of pregnant humans, that blows this theory out of the water.


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Posted 09 October 2005 - 02:33 AM

....wrong... i say we magically appeared

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 03:29 AM

^

Maybe you could ellaborate on your interesting hypothesis?


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Posted 09 October 2005 - 08:58 AM

That's what I like. A thinking forum. Funi = Agent Provocateur

Magically appeared...the great alien magician? Who killed the dinos...hell yeah w00t.gif

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Posted 15 October 2005 - 04:55 AM

Quick! We could make this into a B monster movie! :w00t:Now we just need a monster....

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Posted 15 October 2005 - 05:28 AM

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Quick! We could make this into a B monster movie! :w00t:Now we just need a monster....

The Gorilla Chicken hybrid monster...
It's very appropriate to the theory.

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