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#1    Exeter

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 06:00 PM

This is the complete article:

Mars Approach Will Spawn Record Number Of Alien Hybrid Babies

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Mars is closer to the Earth than it has been in 60,000 years -- in more ways than one.

According to alien expert Andy Reiss, the Mars approach is going to lead to a record baby boom of half-Martian, half-human offspring.

Reiss claims the number of so-called "hybrid babies" always increases when Mars passes close by the Earth and predicts this time around, 5 to 7 percent of all births on Earth will be E.T. hybrids.

But don't go looking for little green men in your bedrooms, ladies. Reiss says although Martians are really attracted to Earth girls, they often impregnate them telepathically using their minds, not their bodies.

It's certainly not the same as procreation between humans, but Reiss says most hybrids are the result of this sort of "spiritual impregnation."

He says women may find themselves with a Martian bun in the oven after having vivid dreams of sex with an alien.

laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif LOL!!! I wish there was a forum for the silly side of the paranormal.

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 06:38 PM

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LOL!!! I wish there was a forum for the silly side of the paranormal


We do have a section which is sort of along those lines, the 'World of the Bizarre' board, I'll move this into there.

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 01:34 AM

Talk about Bizarre!  ohmy.gif  

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 03:40 AM

and when was the last passing of mars? because i always thought there was a little something wrong with me...lololol jk tongue.gif  

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 03:49 AM

ok perhaps the proper protection is foil on your head like in signs - and if i have to carry an alien child that bastard better come down and "do the deed"

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 05:45 AM

Lucky I am wearing my tinfoil underwear and beanie!

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 11:32 AM

Oh dear, please tell me nobody believes this story!


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Posted 29 August 2003 - 08:49 PM

QUOTE (thesupernatural @ Aug 29 2003, 11:32 AM)
Oh dear, please tell me nobody believes this story!

I'm with you. I think mars passes like once evry 6000 years or every 600 years anyway, so you know this guy just made this story up because no proof could ever last that long.

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 09:54 PM

he sounds like a certain kimm or uranium101. i've been coming here for a while, and man [FLAME REMOVED]

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Did not edit this post before, sorry about that. Bluesky, ofcourse the same goes for you as for everybody else. Do not insult or flame members.


Edited by Phantom, 31 August 2003 - 03:33 PM.

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 09:57 PM

Edit:

[FLAME REMOVED]

Uranium, please refrain from flaming and insulting other members or proper measures will be taken...  I understand you felt attacked by Bluesky, but that will not be accepted as an excuse to behave like you did. I'm counting on your cooperation... Other posts, relevant to this remark will also be removed, with Bluesky's apology as an exception.

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Edited by Phantom, 30 August 2003 - 12:44 PM.

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 10:35 PM

I think mars passes close to the earth once every 32 years. Still, I think that story is pure bunk.


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ok perhaps the proper protection is foil on your head like in signs - and if i have to carry an alien child that bastard better come down and "do the deed"



I just had a thought, Anirbas. Aren't men supposed to be from mars...? devil.gif  whistling2.gif




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Posted 30 August 2003 - 12:34 PM

i'm sorry uranium. apology excepted?

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Posted 30 August 2003 - 12:36 PM

sure. lets form conspiracy together to take over the world. original.gif  

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Posted 30 August 2003 - 10:50 PM

I don't believe this article for a second. Utter nonsense...
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Posted 30 August 2003 - 10:52 PM

QUOTE (Sageghost @ Aug 30 2003, 05:50 PM)
I don't believe this article for a second. Utter nonsense...
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Gee ya think so? I dunno alot of compelling evidence there..... tongue.gif  

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