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Posted 12 November 2006 - 08:01 PM

Hahaha, good thoughts! laugh.gif

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Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours

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Posted 24 November 2006 - 04:53 PM

haha, they where so good that I had to copy them and add them to my blog laugh.gif
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Posted 26 November 2006 - 02:50 AM

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Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


It would be funnier if it wasn't true.

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Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


Again. Truth adds the scary factor to humor. Lay off the "legal" meds folks.

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We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration


We can find the source of tainted edibles quickly due to constant tracking and documentation of food stuffs distributed around the US.

Try treating humans the same way and you suddenly live in a fascist "big Brother" society where all that matters to citizens is their privacy being invaded. To hell with the protection and safety of the rest of the world.


Sorry, guess I wasn't in the mood for a joke.

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 03:13 AM

Haha, I love these. They were all very funny, but this one just stood out:

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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