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#1    sultanmuratova

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Posted 28 March 2006 - 05:19 PM

anyone got some good ones?

here are mine:

When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.

When life offers you lemons - ask for tequilla and salt.

If life gives you lemons throw them at someone... and if they give you apples do the same

if life gives you lemons, throw them at life...see if life will make the same mistake again

When life gives you apples say:  Oi!  What happened to the lemons?

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Posted 28 March 2006 - 05:23 PM

When life gives you lemons...shut up and eat your damn lemons!

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#3    sultanmuratova

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Posted 28 March 2006 - 06:57 PM

grin2.gif  good one

oh yeah the classic: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade  original.gif


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Posted 28 March 2006 - 09:41 PM

from dilbert
dogbert-"well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"
Dilbert-"I'm allergic to citrus"
"well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die"

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Posted 29 March 2006 - 10:02 AM

"When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and make lemonade. Then use the profits of your lemonade business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice"

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Posted 29 March 2006 - 10:03 AM

"When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye"

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Posted 29 March 2006 - 10:07 AM

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Then find someone that life gave tequila. thumbsup.gif

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Posted 29 March 2006 - 10:10 AM

When life gives you lemons, wipe out every lemon farm, and sell the last 2 lemons for profit.

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Posted 29 March 2006 - 10:26 AM

When life gives you lemons, unscramble and make melons. grin2.gif

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#10    sultanmuratova

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Posted 29 March 2006 - 12:13 PM

some more:
- If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt it into other peoples eyes

- If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you ham, don't make lemonade.

- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off!

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Posted 30 March 2006 - 02:19 AM

When life gives you lemons, tuck them in your bra.  Couldn't hurt, might help.  thumbsup.gif

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Posted 31 March 2006 - 12:13 PM

^^I might try that one day yes.gif tongue.gif

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Posted 31 March 2006 - 06:24 PM

Here are some:

"When life gives you lemons, that means he`s runed out of tomatoes"

"When life gives you lemons, then death gives you onions"

"When life gives you lemons, grab them and eat them before he descides to take them back"

"When life gives you lemons, that means he have drunk a couple of bears too much"

"When life gives you lemons, that means that theire runed out on date"

Edited by Norwegian Phoenix, 31 March 2006 - 06:41 PM.

A second try, a second change...

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Posted 31 March 2006 - 08:32 PM

When life, gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make, super lemons.


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Posted 01 April 2006 - 03:34 AM

When life throws you lemons....... well it's your own fault for being so crap!



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