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#31    ex infernis

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 03:13 AM

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your eyes and then sue life for more money than you could've made selling lemonade.

Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes

#32    sultanmuratova

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 10:08 PM

If life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt so you can exchange them for oranges

If life gives you lemons, ask life what the hell is it thinking giving you lemons!

If life gives you lemons, ask why it can't give you money instead?

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 08:03 AM

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Ye thats his favorite trick... trade material things for your soul, but you can live forever with el diablo. no.gif

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:31 PM

When life gives you lemons eat them as fast as possible and get huge bragging rights.

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 10:11 PM

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:21 AM

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 07:34 AM

When life gives you lemons, ask why not limes?

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#38    Immortal Norway

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 09:21 AM

Before you read this, please be awared that what I write here, may can be offending to you, and if you love America, seriously, don`t read it... okay here it goes:



When life give you lemons, use them as fuel in flamethrowers to burn down the white house... just like Nick Chaney.

Edited by Norwegian Phoenix, 17 April 2006 - 09:22 AM.

A second try, a second change...

Oh, and don`t ever make fun of my russian accent English, for Gods sake, i`m a 13yo Norwegian! Don`t expect me to speak this language 100% fluent and expecialy not without tons of grammar and spelling mistakes (Lol, I`m shure there are 6, 7, 8 only in this siggy)...

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 03:17 AM

When life gives you lemons, give life something in return; love. wub.gif

Edited by Kaknelson, 18 April 2006 - 03:17 AM.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 09:17 PM

When life gives you lemons, make pancakes

When life gives you lemons, Shove them down his mouth for being so cheap

When life gives you lemons, give him a potatoe

When life gives you lemons, Put a spider ontop of the lemons and shove them into the microwave, the radiation will merge them into a spider-lemon, then clone them and raise your own army of spider-lemons, then breed them with humans to make stronger spider-lemons, then give up and hide in Mexico

When life gives you lemons, run away, your not supposed to take things from strangers

When life gives you lemons, be grateful, you could end up like me and get nothing

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 10:41 PM

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 05:25 AM

When life gives you lemons, eat all lemons without pealing them because all the vitamins are in the skin! wink2.gif

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 05:55 AM

"If life gives you lemons; cut them in half and rub them on your nipples..Then charge people to watch you do it!"..

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 05:56 AM

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"If life gives you lemons; cut them in half and rub thme on your nipples..Then charge people to watch you do it!"..



LOL classic!

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 06:02 AM

Thank you Mr. Nelson! As I always say; if life hands you lemons; trade them for limes; then make a pie..Make a Key Lime-Pie; eat it; and use the sugar high to kick some serious *ss!





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