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#76    Queen in the North

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 05:03 PM

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:49 AM

When life gives you lemons, start running. Why? Because "life" has apparently obtained corporeal form. That is not good. - Mine  :D

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Posted 25 April 2010 - 11:00 PM

Variant of the quote from "Powerthirst" (though, I'm sure this has been posted before): "When God gives you lemons, you find a new God!"

Edited by Drego, 25 April 2010 - 11:01 PM.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:54 AM

when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic


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Posted 22 April 2013 - 05:12 PM

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them, mix with white egg, make a face mask. You'll get a fairer and less spot skin!


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 06:08 AM

When life gives you lemons... Throw it at stupid people, or you could just throw an orange cause they would be too stupid to know which one is which anyway.


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:09 AM

The Nameless Ones 10 Steps Of The Buddhist Guide For What To Do, " when life gives you lemons "



Step 1- Pray to The Buddah and speak a favorite Mantra :nw:


Step 2- Find a matchstick and some gasoline :gun:


Step 3- Pour the gasoline onto the body "head first" :o


Step 4- Spark the matchstick upon concrete or abrasive surface :yes:


Step 5- Set yourself ablaze :no:  


Step 6- Proceed by watching skin melt, while suffering in extreme pain and agony :devil:


Step 7- Die a slow merciless death :cry:


Step 8- Proceed into the afterlife, riding atop a radiant white unicorn  :innocent:


Step 9- Begin singing the song Always by Erasure "The song from robot unicorn attack" :whistle:


Step 10- Await reincarnation, and follow same procedures, if life decides your better off with some damn lemons, instead of handing you the winning lottery numbers for next weeks jackpot. :clap:

And yes I made this up off the top of my noggin. :sk < he likes to bounce a lot.... :tu:

Edited by The Nameless One, 14 June 2013 - 01:14 AM.

One night I ventured to my wooden rocking chair right outside my back porch, and I looked to the sky in the break of twilight, staring into the dark mirror of space, filled with sands of star dust, colossal supernovas and red giants, strings of wormholes and distant planets beyond my grasp. A place where tiny enigmatic hidden black holes tear through the fabric of space and time which, who knows; may lead into other dimensions and perhaps alternate realities. And as I look up at this heavens mirror which my hands can only reach so far through this looking glass, I felt an odd sensation of something looking back staring into my own eyes, staring into a whole other universe of which I new nothing about until I saw my reflection within it, and in that moment I then knew that the key which open the portal doors to parallel worlds was myself.    "The Eyes of the Universe, Chris Landrum"

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:19 AM

View Postsultanmuratova, on 28 March 2006 - 05:19 PM, said:



if life gives you lemons, throw them at life...see if life will make the same mistake again


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lol I love this one :clap:

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:40 PM

"When life gives you lemons-"
"I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!"

-Ron and Dr. Drakken from Kim Possible

I find I shocking that I did not see this one on here...





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