Come on, that's making the same claim as your a vampire who has lived throughout the last four centuries (by yours truly, Alexia_Blood) what kind of power do you possess against such forces? And what authority are you given?
I knew a guy who thought he was a vampire. He had these goofy looking contacts and some really expensive vampire teeth he'd wear. One day he told me he was 300 years old, and then like a week later he said he was like 700. . .all I could say to him was "Goodness, vampires age quickly, don't they!" hahaha.