SAUSAGES!!!! That's right -sausages. The following is a newspaper article from Chicago 1897:
Adolph Luetgert, Chicago's main sausage manufacturer, was a phenomenal lover, with many mistresses and a convenient bed located at his factory for occasional dalliance.
But the 250lb German immigrant's wife Louise found his infidelities intolerable.
In May, Louise's brother went to the poloce to say she had disappeared. Since Luetgert had made passionate demands that the police institute an all-out search for his missing dog some time previously, Captain Hermann Schluetter found it suspicious that he had not reported Louise's absence.
A search of the sausage factory turned up human bone fragments and Louise's wedding ring in one of the vats. Circumstantial evidence indicates that Luetgert stabbed her, boiled down the body, and put it through the sausage grinder. He has been sentenced to life inprisonment, and the citizens of Chicago are very cautious about buying sausages!
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, Jun 08 2006 02:11 PM
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 02:11 PM
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 02:33 PM
I bet the people of Chicago are glad this happened in 1897, and not last week. Thats just nasty, I wonder how many people thought the sausage tasted funny. Pretty sick stuff.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 02:42 PM
They would be being cannibleistic (sp?) and not even know it...if that is possible...
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 03:18 PM
250 lbs makes a lot of sausage.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 09:39 PM
hmmm-mmm.... It reminds me of Hilary Briss and his "special stuff"
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Posted 09 June 2006 - 02:15 AM
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hmmm-mmm.... It reminds me of Hilary Briss and his "special stuff"
That was the first thing I thought of too...nosebleeds!!!! ARGH!
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Posted 09 June 2006 - 03:08 PM
You could have turned my ex wife into many many sausages! She was rather on the large size.
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Posted 09 June 2006 - 05:01 PM
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Posted 09 June 2006 - 09:31 PM
UGH Some people are sick how could people
actually do that? It would make me so nautious
UGH!
actually do that? It would make me so nautious
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Posted 09 June 2006 - 09:34 PM
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Posted 10 June 2006 - 03:06 AM
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I bet the people of Chicago are glad this happened in 1897, and not last week. Thats just nasty, I wonder how many people thought the sausage tasted funny. Pretty sick stuff.
Living very close to Chicago, I'm very happy this didn't happen last week.
That's pretty disgusting....I wonder how she tasted?
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Posted 12 June 2006 - 01:19 AM
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Living very close to Chicago, I'm very happy this didn't happen last week.
That's pretty disgusting....I wonder how she tasted?
You know how sausage has those little fat balls in it? Gross! never touch the stuff! I bet she tasted like smoked fat lady.
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Posted 12 June 2006 - 05:45 PM
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Living very close to Chicago, I'm very happy this didn't happen last week.
That's pretty disgusting....I wonder how she tasted?
Like chicken.
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Posted 12 June 2006 - 05:47 PM
"Adolph... Do you have any of that... Special stuff?"
(Licks lips) "It'll cost you!"
"I know it's wrong... But it just tastes soo good!"
A possible pic of this Adolph guy? Nah just kidding it's our friendly neighborhood butcher Hilary Briss!
(Licks lips) "It'll cost you!"
"I know it's wrong... But it just tastes soo good!"
A possible pic of this Adolph guy? Nah just kidding it's our friendly neighborhood butcher Hilary Briss!
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 01:23 AM
I think I am going to be sick, anyway this sounds a little like a story that aired on the Krypt keeper while I was in collage. I can’t remember the name of the episode, but it was truly gut wrenching.
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