This kind of obsession with pretty gay love was frankly unhealthy.
Posted 17 October 2003 - 04:46 AM
Okay, I swear that the other night I saw a griffin. Has anyone else seen one? Where and how big do you reckon it was?
"Is clothing optional?" A man down the front called out.
Aimee looked imperiously down at him. "Yes, yes it is."
DOOM to all who ask how long I've thought I'm a penguin.
"Curlers," Draco said, distracted from the blaze. "So... Granger, the hair is deliberate?"
"Well... yes," Hermione answered, flustered. "I wanted everyone to think I was a natural beauty." She began to sob into Ernie's paper bag. "Now that's out, too!"
"A human being did that to their hair on purpose," Draco said. He looked very young and scared, suddenly. He looped an arm around Zacharias' waist and added tremulously, "Hold me."
Zacharias did. Justin ran past, and yelled, "More power to you, rainbow brethren!" - Maya, How the Badger Has Fallen
"Hello, Mother," he said. "The school burned down. It was evil invaders. Also, I appear to be gay."
Ivy Smith shrugged. "I'll make coffee."
"I can resist anything but temptation" - Oscar Wilde
Younger Siblings: You just wanna strangle them 99% of the time you see them. The 1% of the time is when you actually are strangling them
Posted 17 October 2003 - 06:05 PM
I saw a picture of a stuffed Griffon in a museum....I saw the picture on the internet. It looked real....but hey, I can't be sure. It was a golden-brown colour ...I feel right at home on this website.....I fit in with the other weird people.....well.....the penguin thing....*blink*
I think I live next door to one. No way can the size of the poop next to my doorstep - when I go out in the morning - have been left by a normal animal! Do you think catnip works against them?
lol...I hope you don't step in that...
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