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How do Aliens reproduce


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#1    paranormal kid

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 07:56 AM

How do aliens reproduce? I thought about it a couple of days and now I thought I should have it as a topic. Everytime you see a picture of an alien you don't see anything on the body that they have sex with. Also I read about a abduction about a guy who got abducted he was in a room in the UFO and then a naked woman (supposely an alien) came into the room and the guy was attracted to the woman and just had sex. The woman also had red pubic hair.

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 08:10 AM

Extraterrestrial life is life that may exist and originate outside the planet Earth, the only place in the Universe known to support life. The existence of aliens ,and their penis, is currently hypothetical.







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Posted 08 July 2006 - 08:16 AM

Your parents didn't give you this talk? Storks bring them to happy alien couples who really love eachother...

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 08:45 AM

Aliens are having sex with humans. Don't beleve? Read This:
In 1957, a 23 year-old Brazilian farmer named Antonio Villas Boas and his brother observed a strange red light in the night sky. The brothers thought it unusual but dismissed it as something and nothing. The following night they noticed it again but again they thought it was interesting but nothing more.

It was a few days later when working in the fields on his tractor that Jose was to discover first hand the origin of the strange red light. To his amazement, a saucer shaped craft landed close to the field where he was working. Terrified, Boas tried to drive away, but as the craft touched down the engine on his tractor mysteriously failed. Boas attempted to run but found himself unable to, the aliens seemingly exerting some kind of control over him. He was apprehended by a group of humanoid aliens, which he describes as being about 4 feet tall. Despite their stature they were easily able to subdue the terrified man and take him aboard their ship.

Once on board, he was stripped naked and his whole body covered with a gel of some kind. Two of the aliens took a blood sample from his chin and left. He noticed puffs of smoke or vapour that made him sick to his stomach, coming from vents in the wall, which caused him to vomit. After a while what he describes as a ‘beautiful’ female alien came into the examination room and made it clear that she wanted to have sex with him. Boas had little choice but to comply although he described the alien as being very clinical, without any feeling or emotion. Once she had been successfully impregnated, she pointed to her abdomen and then the sky, which Boas interpreted as meaning that she would give birth to the hybrid child in space.

Boas was then given a tour of the ship, but said that the aliens were generally emotionless and not forthcoming or particularly friendly, before being released. Still in a state of shock, he watched as the craft shot off skyward. Reports of Boas’ encounter was generally kept out of the press due to the explicit sexual nature of the contact, which wasn’t considered suitable for publication at the time. In time Boas married, had a family of his own and became a lawyer, right up until his death in 1992, he maintained that his abduction experience was genuine and that somewhere out there is a hybrid child that he fathered. LINK

Edited by promKing, 08 July 2006 - 08:46 AM.

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:41 AM

Hmm...I guess the male might insert his penis in a machine and then the female lies on a bed and the sperm goes into the egg by computer???

I guess i dunnu thats just a guess we cant really noe can we

Unless it's similar to Human reproduction

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 09:56 AM

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Aliens are having sex with humans.


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Edited by weasel, 08 July 2006 - 09:57 AM.


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Posted 08 July 2006 - 10:19 AM

Yes it's possible that aliens are screwing with humans because they are very similar to us. Those grays that we see -little humanoids with big black eyes, gray skin, no mouth, long arms- are robots built by aliens who look like us.

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 01:22 PM

Well, according to Marvin the Martian, you just add water and Voila! 10,000 instant Martians! grin2.gif

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 04:04 PM

I know this for a fact:
Aliens reproduce through a very secret series of ritual actions, most of which I cannot post on UM, but suffice it to say, it involves a sump pump, a kilo of space coke, an Ourobouros-shaped bed, 27 midgets (the people you never hear have been abducted), a Barry White mix on the mp3 player, pureed cow parts (hence the mutilations) mixed with wine, and a life size sex-doll of Don Knotts.
And how do I know these facts? Because I said so! I know and none of you could ever understand!

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 04:09 PM

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Yes it's possible that aliens are screwing with humans because they are very similar to us

How can something that doesn't exist screw us? Beats me...

Maybe your mind is getting screwed...

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 07:00 PM

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I know this for a fact:
and a life size sex-doll of Don Knotts.
And how do I know these facts? Because I said so! I know and none of you could ever understand!


You were never supposed to tell about the Don Knotts sex doll!!!

You're in trouble now!

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 07:20 PM

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You were never supposed to tell about the Don Knotts sex doll!!!

You're in trouble now!

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ohmy.gif okay then  who let the secret out about don Knotts sex doll???? tut tut   rofl.gif


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Posted 09 July 2006 - 06:26 AM

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How can something that doesn't exist screw us? Beats me...

Maybe your mind is getting screwed...


This man Antonio Villas Boas user posted image claims he had screw an alien. An if you say that aliens don't exist then you have no reason to participate on this forums because apparently to you we are all stupid here because we think that aliens are visiting Earth or exist somewhere in Universe.

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 06:36 AM

I'm thinking that however aliens reproduce; it can't be nearly as fun as our method or they wouldn't want to travel light years through space and time to watch us..They'd be way too busy to do anything like that..
At least that's always been my problem..



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Posted 09 July 2006 - 11:33 AM

This topic is ridiculous..?

Life in all its variations will reproduce any way it can to survive..!!!

I once saw this film called " Venus girls are Hot" or summit like that..Anyway, I wanted to interbreed with them all..!!!  innocent.gif  

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